I like this ride. It takes me back to Asia tropical river with all the animals. So chill and funny!

Jingle Cruise during the holidays!Located in Disney’s Magic Kingdom in the Adventureland portion of the park (to the left of Main Street). It is just past the Swiss Family Robinson Tree house and before Pirates of the Caribbean. They have 6 foot markers on the ground to maintain distance and many are out in the sun with no shade so try to get to this ride early to avoid waiting in the sun. While you are waiting in the shade be sure to check out the knick-knacks on the walls. Very cute. They have renamed it the Jingle cruise in keeping with their humorous theme. If you have never visited then you should definitely ride it being careful to check your serious side at the dock. It is a boat ride that takes you through the jungle with the captain providing numerous jokes and puns as you travel through the various lands. Every captain is different and each time I ride it, I enjoy it. I expect you will too.

Everyone has their favorite ride at the park, and this one is right up there for me. It’s a fun time that never gets old. The cast is awesome even if the jokes are still the same after all these years. Same goes for the animals, yeah still the same but still great too see.

Love this place! Its new and the cars are electric, so there are no gas fumes in the air. The waiting area is comfortable and the staff is pretty friendly. If youre going during prime time, its best to call ahead to find out if its busy or you might be waiting a while to get on the track.

Awesome experience, that lil cart is fast, and bumping other cart can cost injury lolI remembered my head bang against the headrest pretty hard when i got rear ended. so be careful, especially if you going with your lil ones.

A great boat ride to just chill and listen to the corny jokes of your pilot whilst looking into the past imagineering of Walt Disneys brilliant animated characters.

The line is usually very manageable. The natural comedic instincts of the tour guide make a big difference. Always a fun relaxing ride.

This ride is just awesome. When you are in Disneyland, you have got to check out this ride! I have found that the lines are usually not that long, but I guess it really depends on the time of day and year. The guides on the boats are hilarious and really good at their jobs. This is a tremendously fun ride, great for the whole family!

The jungle cruise is one of the original rides from opening day of Disneyland.It is a ride where you hop on a boat and take a tour of a make shift jungle with fake animals. During the whole time, the boat captain narrates the whole journey with cheesy jokes which sometimes can be hilarious with the right person.Nothing has changed on this ride since I remembered as a kid but it never gets old going on the ride.

My kids were very amazed by all that they saw on the cruise. I remember enjoying it as a kid myself and again as an adult. I admire the employee that gave the tour because at the end before getting off he said, Stay in school kids or youll be going around in circles for 8 hours like me. Everyone laughed.

Fun ride, the staff really make it for this ride. Nothing crazy to see but the comedy is great. Highly recommend it if the wait is less than 20 min.

Very interesting and unique experience!

A very fun experience. Loved driving the boat. Very nice staff. Not bad on pricing.

Every time I go I never feel as if it was repetitive at all. Always feels fresh

Another great rest stop ride.The place we go to to get that breather before we go on the bigger rides.

A fun ride! Funny cast member on the boat! You are a little squished on this ride but not bad

Underrated ride that can be a ton of fun if you get the right guide. If youre a fan of puns and/or witty humor, you will especially enjoy this attraction! At nighttime, there is an added spooky element that gives the ride an entirely different atmosphere - very fun and worth checking out! If youve never been on this ride, its worth going on at least once for the jungle cruise experience - much safer than trying a real one!

So cool in the late ninetys when I was there on this ride section was closed off because they were actually filming some Indiana Jones footage

This is a awesome ride for Adventureland

Not only are the captains of the boat hilarious, this is another great wheelchair-friendly ride! You get to see different animals and jungle areas and just enjoy riding around. Its good for all ages!

Hii there I am from Nepal. Who should I contact to get Franchisee of Disneyland jungle ride. Pls contact

Skipper Jay kept us safe. Hes so brave. Did you know he can run up to 45 miles per hour and jump up to 30 feet in the air?! Definitely going back. 10/10 would recommend.

This ride completely depends on your person you get for a guide. It can be an adventure that’s hilarious or sort of boring. It’s a steamboat ride to the jungles of the world featuring cheezey animal animatronics. This ride at Disney World is much longer, more extensive and more updated.

The Jungle Cruise ride in the Adventureland zone at Disneyland sees you board a small boat for a guided tour up river through the jungle. The guide is integral to the experience giving live, humerous commentary as you pass various wildlife montages including elephants bathing and local natives threatening to attack. A gentle but enjoyable experience.If you are looking for something super chill and fun, this is a good option. Nothing scary or thrilling. Terrific with tiny kids and older folks.

Its kida boring I thought and at least for the driver I got the jokes werent even that good. However, stay away from this if its a rainy day especially if you dont have a poncho, you might get a seat underneath a low spot in fabric roof and you will have water pouring on you the entire ride.

Fun and witty but they were closed for half the day. When we finally boarded the ride the entire boat ride felt rushed. I’ve been on the jungle ride before and it was more relaxed. The guide delivered his lines without effort. This time the guide buzzed through the boat ride fast and kept missing the timing of his jokes because he was rushing. Mood killer in my opinion.

A classic ride boat with cute puns and older animatronics. It’s a must for a first time Disney guest but I despise how long the wait is- it’s not really worth it.

Your experience on Jungle Cruise will vary depending on when you ride it. In my personal experience, the most interesting trips have been right before park closing when the cast members are at the tail end of their shifts. The combination of being fully in their groove and somewhat sleep deprived leads to some entertaining spiels.

Dont mess with the mother in law! The guides are so funny! Poor zebra.... Does get crowded around the entrance because of Indiana Jones

Always a great experience on the most punny ride in Disneyland. There was a point last year where it seemed to get old and all the captains had the same jokes which were the old jokes.Our tour guide was different, he bucked convention and did his own thing. He was funny and informative. We learned a lot in that boat and we will never forget each other. Wow.Take your kids when you just need 15 minutes of time to gather your thoughts and enjoy the great outdoors.

Classic Disneyland ride. Full of great animals and funny skippers, the World Famous Jungle Cruise should not be missed.Since it is an older attraction it is seldom super busy. This makes it a great filler between Fast Pass rides.I recommend riding at night... The atmosphere is better and your chances of being pooped on by a bird is less (Yes, it happens... sometimes right in your hair!)Anyway, make sure your shots are up to date and book a ride on the World Famous Jungle Cruise!

Love cruising the rivers of Asia, Africa and South America with these funny Skippers! :) A classic Disneyland ride!

Still one of my favorites at Disneyland. Yeah it is a little corny, but it is such a good ride, especially if you have a good skipper. I almost like the queue for this ride more than the ride itself. I love hearing moonlight serenade while walking through a remote outpost to take a jungle cruise.

Relaxing to sit and enjoy the ride while listening to the guide (cheesy joke warning!) Lots of photo ops. This ride is timeless.

Very fun cruise great for kids. Not very rough. Classic ride. The guide is always so funny or punny.

Did the West World version of this ride. Barely survived. The boat skipper did not. Still very much worth it. Will miss my friend though. He didnt make it either.

Enjoy some laughter as you are guided by your Disneyland Skipper into the Jungles of Disneyland! Their puns are hilarious, youll always leave with a smile on your face

Very cute. The animals eating the reindeer and the driver shooting hippos was a little wierd.

The captain was funny and the animals are incredibly lifelike. As a precaution the boat gets soaking wet in/after a rainstorm as does the line to board the boats.

Such a fun hilarious ride! We love going every time we visit Disneyland!

Seriously underrated ride. If you get the right skipper, its full of absolutely hilarious jokes. Lots of fun to be had in interacting with the cast members here, plus its a good place to sit down. The boats even have built-in AC (only when theyre moving, though)!

Favorite ride in the park, cast members make it so special!

A long lasting classic ride, with corny jokes, great displays and mist sprinklers on hot days. The line is usually short and even when its longer it loads incredibly fast. Little tip, if you dont want to have to sit in the middle and enjoy better views, when selecting a line before loading go left. It is never seated in the middle.

A nice. relaxing, shady ride that you can take a break from a hot day. Tour guides are cracking jokes during the boat ride to lighten the mood. If they still have some, you can ask for a map of the ride.

So corny, so much fun. It would really be nice if they made the seats in rows so you could view the entire ride.

The guides puns are just as delightfully terrible as always. A good ride for adults and little kids alike. Theres usually not much of a wait, and the line is out of the sun. A good opportunity to sit down and rest your feet for a little while.

This may be the funniest rides in the whole park if you have a good skipper. This ride will take you through the jungle and be prepared to see some crazy things. You will see some amazing animals and come in dangerously close contact with some dangerous African animals. Watch as some of the tribesmen interact with your skipper and some of the animals. This is a true classic and cannot be missed. The whole family will enjoy. Make sure to keep all hands, arms, and legs in the boat at all times. Or at least anything that you want to keep...........

One of the original park rides. Should tey it at least once.

One of the oldest rides in the park, its a river cruise of mechanical animals. The ride itself is decent, but it is heavily reliant on your tour guide. If they are witty and funny, it makes the ride amazing.

No Complaints At All, I Was There A Few Days Ago And Got The Best Skipper!! The Jokes Were Amazing!!

Fun ride for all ages and the witty humor of the boat captain was impressive!

For those of you who love puns, this is the cruise for you! Your tour guide / boat captain / comedian will take you and about 20 people through a jungle filled with all sorts of sights to be seen and joked about.

Sit through a guided tour of a jungle river. They tell the cheesiest jokes, but the ride is entertaining. The line may seem long, but they can get a lot of people in one boat.

I hope anyone that rides this gets Skipper Hayden! He is the funniest, most personable skipper on the ride!

This ride is feeling a bit dated, but its still good fun for kids (and families). The Cast Members keep you entertained with groan worthy puns while you meander around the jungle. Note that there are a few loud water cannons, and sometimes the actual speakers of the Cast Members can at a high volume. Have no fear of getting wet, the worst would be a very light spray.

I find the Jungle Cruise really fun.

My favorite ride. I love how funny it is.

Just a great ride. I dont fully agree with the additions in the newest update, but I still love it. The experience does depends on the tour guide that you get, but dont let that dictate how much fun that you have. This is, and always will be, a great ride.

I really like the boat attendants silly jokes but some people dont always catch how corny or point of the joke. Each time depending on what cast member you get the jokes and silliness varies and its a fun time. Looks like some of the things along the ride have been added and updated to a bit newer versions than I remember. Be aware , the line can get a bit crazy at times

Loved it. Classic Disney

I love the Jungle Cruise. Corny jokes, the animals, the overgrown plants and the back side of water, this ride is a classic. I even liked the Jingle Cruise holiday theme layover. Too bad they stopped doing it.

See the beautiful Schweitzer Falls, named after that famous African explorer, Dr. Albert Falls. Cruise lasts five exciting days and six romantic nights.

FUN. Thats all i can really say if you havent been!

We enjoyed the corny jokes and when we went, it was the jingle cruise with all kinds of holiday adaptations. Our 2 year old little guy really enjoyed it too!

Incredibly themed classic ride. Fun enhanced by the tour guide - Expect to hear some classic jokes a la the moment youve all been waiting for and other punny banter craft Ed by your Skipper guide. Lines can get long but keep moving. Theming in wait queue helps pass the time.

Our driver was funny and made the ride enjoyable. The money put into this ride is worth the wait.

The tour guides on this ride are very entertaining and great at their jobs. Well worth a ride while at the park.

This ride is for all ages and one of the orinial rides since the park opened. This ride is a classic for families and has a funny tour guide. Not widely known, guests can share one of the jokes from the ride with a Jungle Cruise cast member and receive a free map of the ride. This ride, during the Christmas season, is altered into the Jingle Cruise.

5 stars if you get a good skipper, 6 stars if you get a great skipper. if you can visit during the holidays the jingle cruise overlay is so good

Actually makes you feel like your in the middle of a jungle. Its really fun to sit down on a boat and feel like an explorer.

Hilarious captains and a great ride

I saw some ducks while I was on this ride.

One of the greatest rides here also another great ride to just relax on!

The cool animals and tikis you want to see are so cool the skippers are hilarious there so funny

This is one of my favourite rides at Disneyland! Its cheesy with corny jokes, its a fun little laugh for everyone. They also had some cool Christmas theming.

Lol, the people steering the boat are hilarious!! Yeah, there are a few corny jokes here and there, but it never gets old! MY family and I go on this ride every year, since it is like a tradition to go on this ride first every time we enter Adventureland first!! This ride is perfect if you and your family just want to relax after a long day of walking! It is always nice!!

I always love the tour guides, however the animatronics could use some updates.

This was a great ride. The tour guide made me laugh. And the view is amazing.

Still fun but kind is getting run down and old looking

This ride is all about the quality of your jungle guide. If theyre funny, youll love this classic through the jungle.

Get ready for a few minutes of straight Dad jokes. And if you go at Christmas its a Jingle Cruise, so corny but such a classic. Love it!!

A nice calm and funny ride.

Cheesy jokes is what this ride is known for. Its old and a classic. Great for groups

Go on the worlds famous jungle cruise. P.s Its not closed

This ride is a classic. I especially enjoyed the Jingle Cruise variation for Christmas.

Find Skipper Jon!! Hes the best. Bring him a banana for his banana joke!

We went on this 8/8/15 around 4/5 PM and it was horrible. Solely due to the terrible tour guide/speaker. She totally ruined the whole trip. She spoke in a monotone voice, and went through her scripted lines. She showed no enthusiasm what so ever and seemed to really be hating her job. She was a brunette, with short hair. I dont think she smiled once. We used to love the jungle cruise but that performance or lack of, completely ruined it!!

This a a classic ride but its a bit outdated. Your enjoyment will come down to getting a good boat captain.

Had a great guide and it was just generally a really fun ride to go on.

Fun ride especially when you get a tour guide who is funny!

The tour guides are generally pretty funny.

Interesting and funny

Always a classic! However it depends on how good of a tour guide you have.

Corney jokes, but what the hey, it is relaxing and fun

One of the best. Even better at Christmas

Looks like a great vacation spot

Great ride when your feet are tired.

Cheeky. Punny. Repetitive. Silly. Dad jokes. And I wouldnt want it any other way. Even if you do happen to get a bad skipper, youll still enjoy the adventure-filled jungle and the classic animatronics Walt envisioned, and then some, like the biting finale. The holiday Jingle Cruise goes over the top with super tacky decorations...and I honestly love it for that. It adds to the corny-ness factor and gets into the holiday spirit. Dont forget to cheer for the backside of water!

Lots of fun. The cast members are so funny.

Always entertaining. Kids love it.