Wow! And I thought Disney was the most magical place on earth! This place is incredible! I have never seen such a clean bathroom in my life! And I absolutely love the founders hairstyle! Give stars would love here if possible! ( good side note: no large buff blondes or water towers to be seen.)

Very inappropriate, the owner Mr. Polnareff kept staring at the women. While the chef at the theme park made the food very good, they left my organs too cleansed. Very bad experience, would never go again and dont recommend.

I was greeted with a stab to the abdomen by this tall frenchman. Would not recommend.

My favorite part was the Silver Chariot roller coaster. There is a restaurant there as well and I loved the Emerald Splash soda and Magicians Red chicken wings. Lots of great French food too! My friends and I also had a great time at the Silver Chariot Baguette Dueling Arena and theres this one place that lets you experience being a turtle. Best part of it all was the VERY clean toilets. I had a Golden Experience.

I found it amazing that a disabled turtle was able to build a theme park based off of a dream he had. Beautiful location. Better than Disneyland and any other theme park. I truly had a gold experience.

As a person I would totally recomend coming here everything here was so amazing it was better then disneyland in every way. I loved how there was a nice turtle and the bathrooms were so so clean. I do have one complaint the whole time I was riding the hierophantgreen ride there was a crazy cherry behind me screaming its a babystand. Dont worry i would totally come here agian tho. 10/10 I was also able to get these wonderful earrings at the giftshop and signed by Polneraff himself.he even flirted with me. best day ever

Honestly the BEST theme park Ive been to. There were a variety of rides from the silver chariot to the emerald splash. Whether youre a hardcore amusement park fan, or its your first time at one, i GUARANTEE you will absolutely love it. Dont even get me STARTED on the food. it was so amazing, almost as if they had an authentic french chef come to cook for them. Some shady characters hang around there though. Like one time i saw this man with two right hands. Overall a great experience, will go again!

WHAT AN AMAZING and magical place!! We took our nephews here and had so much fun! We are so lucky to have this here in Oakland. The puppet show was also first rate! Great, great place!

This place is small and has some age on it, but overall is a nice place to spend an afternoon. I would also have to say that the park is designed for kids 5 and below. Most of the attractions are walk through and require little line waiting. The price of admission might be just outside the range for what you get, but its all about the kids.

Honestly, it was quite the fun experience there, even by myself. The rides were nice, the food was great, and the park itself was really clean. The only piece of trash I found was some random arrow thing, so other than that, it was very well kept unlike other parks. I would recommend to people of all ages.

I spent about 2 hours there and that included waiting in a long line for lunch. Several items they were out of so I settled on nachos and pizza. The healthy humus was no longer available! I was also surprised to hear they were out of milk! I did notice several people having a picnic lunch out on the grass and I wish I would of thought of that! Would of saved time and money!

Got to see Polnareff and the boys, luxury French food and lots of fun, very entertaining and educational for my 17 kids haha

Unforgettable moment. The owner is a very cool guy who sold an old treasure from the Napoleon era to a museum to build this dream place. Fun for the whole family, with sparring lessons included in the special formula. Even greater knowing that 20% of the income goes to the Speedwagon foundation, that helps crippled people. 5/5 would recommend.

Kids will enjoy seeing the animals and fairyland structures but hipster adults will love the antique creepiness of this place. It has to be seen to be believed. Its as if the place was left untouched since the 70s.

My day was the best. I had no problem with the toilets. They have the best quality. The best part was the Sword Thrust 10/10 would recommend. Theres also the Bird of Hell which was an excellent trip in the sky, Hermet Swing was the best. We went up then bounced down, to be honest the ride sucked the blood out of me, theres others but I dont wanna spoil it.

This place was awesome. They had everything you can think of. I really liked the ride called The donut were you fly into a water tower. But I also got to meet Polnareff there. The food was amazing. Especially the Star Platinum cotton candy, it was so good. I would love to go again, but I am in extreme credit card debt. 44/10 (Sorry Mista)

My family had a great time visiting. Its a small place but very relaxing to have the kids play.Whole Foods is nearby for a healthier option for food.

The park is awesome but an old man who literally dressed up as Indiana Jones wont stop screaming OH MY GOD, OH NO, and HOOORRYYY SHEEET beside me on the roller coaster. 9/10 will revisit.

The owner Mr. Polnereff was a truly wonderful man. The emerald splash and silver chariot ride were definitely worth the wait. Cant wait to go back!

Would rate it 5 stars but some pink haired mafia boss jumped of the roller coaster, the emerald splash mountain was my fav ride but i also enjoyed the Road rollercoaster

Hands down my favorite amusement park! My favorite attractions were the Star Platinum World Coaster and Emerald Splash Mountain! Definitely would come again!

Met the owner Polnareff myself. Such a respectable guy, the place he made was so heartwarming and welcoming that I had to tell it in front of him. An amazing and unforgettable experience overall, would love to revisit this place sometimes in the near future again, maybe after they reopen as theyre temporarily closing due to reasons.

Amazing experience! I found this weird arrow and now a ghost is behind me but besides that amazing experience

Man its so good, you have to go, I cant describe it all, but the French food was sooooo good, the owner was a turtle but I didnt mind, I saw many different Polnareffs there, like Japanese Polnareff, French Koichi, Crippled Polnareff, not to mention the Silver Chariot statue and The Golden Experience Road Roller. You need to go there right now, 5 stars

5 YES out of 5 YES. The park is trully wonderful. Mr. Polnareff is such a marvelous turtle baguette speaking owner. I had a drink with him and we had some fun. Go there. Its amazing!

No one can deflect fun in Polnareffland! It was an over heaven experience, and it only becomes better when you meet a weird guy who makes you younger and accidentally helps you to find —possibly— the love of your life.

Truly a magnificent and fun place. The Emerald Splash had to be the best ride. It was 20 meters but, for some reason I saw a red head man near the water tower...

Absolutely magical! loved the place, owner even shows stand coin tricks at the restaurant!

Such a gold experience! this is even better than disneyland or universal. also loved the french food and the bathrooms were very comfortable and clean.

The rides like the Silver Chariot and the Emerald Splash Mountain were really fun. They even had these invisible tentacle things for seatbelts. The street performers there were entertaining, like the shape shifting guy. I did see 2 people brawling in the middle of the road without touching each other, and security shot them with an invisible gun. Overall, I would go again

This place was so good, the French food was so good. I had so much fun riding the emerald splash mountain and the silver chariot

Absolutely outstanding, I loved emerald waterfall and the tea was great. The road roller was my favorite ride tbh

Been there in a bizarre 1999 summer, wonderful place, way better than Disneyland. Also the toilets are shiny and super clean.

Best Day ever! I loved the food and the view from the ferres weel. All the rides where great, I stayed at the Hotel for 3 days and had a wonderful suite. They served pancakes every morning and I stuffed my face. I wil never go to Disneyland again!

The food was top notch although I find it strange that the only available drink was lemonade. The no dogs rule feels a little silly but the rides are nice and I once saw 2 flamboyantly dressed men stare each other down with one of them collapsing into a bloody heap which was a little strange. 10/10 would recommend!

Truly a golden experience. Amazing toilets and amazing rides 10/10 would recommend

Great food and amazing rides. I even got to meet the famous manga artist, Mr. Polnareff himself. I love the Magician’s Red chicken wings. Chef Tonio is a magnificent cook. There’s even special types of food that helps heal you. My favorite ride was Star Platinum: The Ride. The way they recreated the battle between Jotaro and Dio was insane. They even stopped parts of the ride to make it seem like time was frozen. And the bathrooms were super clean. It seems like they clean everything. Great place, would come again.

10/10, truly a magical experience and I cant wait to come again once I save enough money

Such an amazing place had so much fun and met a beautiful French man, 10/10 hope to meet that hot man again.

An absolutely Gold Experience. I loved every minute I spent here!

The owner, mr polnareff, has such a bizzare talent !! he can turn himself into a turtle !!! such a wonderful day out, would recommend

An absolutely beautiful place where you can bring your reliable friends to hang out and have fun! Magician’s red chicken and Tonio’s was so delicious, I recommend it very much. Especially Noriaki, Bucciarati, Leon and Koichi donuts! Or Narancia kebabs and Caesar pancakes! I loved the Josuke hair boat ride and the Wheel of Fortune bumper cars. Man, the bumper cars looked so realistic and were the same size as actual cars, but with some beautiful designsOverall 11/10 would definitely go again

My good friend finally got achieved his dream! Keep going, Polnareff!

Very nice Polnareff

A Theme Park to rival Disney and Universal. The rides were spectacular, even the 4d ones somehow. The coasters were fun and the food was impressive. The statue in the center of polnareff and his sister was so pure and sweet of him. Though the ride called The Hanged man was really rough. The meet and greet was also a bit confusing. No idea what was so special about the turtle with a polnareff wig. But other than that I heavily reccomend the park.

THESE WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE (GOLDEN) I HAD, SPECIALLY WHEN I SEE POLNAREFF AT TURTLE FORM

I would like to say, the owner of polnareff land is a truly reliable guy

Why take your kids to Disney land when you can take them here?1000/10

Best experience Ive ever had at a Amusement park by far

Loved it! The baguettes tasted tres bein!

BRAVO! Amazing theme park, Polnareff! Keep up the good work!

Polnareff land the food was really good the caramel apples were really good

This is quite the bizarre place... but I love it!

This place is amazing! Would come back

The emerald splash mountain was great!Here was a photo I found where they take photos of you going down and look its the owner!

I really hope this is open during covid

That was such a fun experience! though, I got stuck in the owners hair for a while.

If you pay a few dollars extra you get to see Polnareff himself

A golden experience! Especially the emerald splash mountain! Also tower of grey, tower of terror could never. Tre bien!

10/10 Polnareffland is my favorite!!! Disneyland who? Six Flags what?

As I rode the silver Chariot and felt the golden wind. Other rides include: Sex pistols, (18+) Star Platinum: The battle for The World. 10/10 IGN.

Amazing place, 10/10

I met the owner, Jean pierre Polnareff. Best rides ever, I loved the ride the egypt one. Best place on earth bruh.

Pretty nice place only problem is in the washroom a weird guy with a knife showed up in the mirror despite there being no such thing as a mirror world

Very good experience i Will come again

Absolutely love Polnareffland, would come again at any possible opportunity

Epic swordsman holding rapier

Deducted a star due to the park owner being a bit annoying at times.

A golden experience, my favorite ride was the Silver Chariot. At the End of the park there was some very flamboyantly dressed mafia people guarding a turtle.

Toilets were very clean

I like the turtle ride

NICCEEEE

Poggers

Nice

JOJO