Wow, I was left speechless after entering The White Castle. It may have a humble appearance from the outside, but once you go inside your world is forever changed. My mind was blown with how many rides, attractions, celebrity appearances, and just cool dudes there were. I loved it so much I now call this place home!

I really enjoy the atmosphere that The White Castle provides for me and my whole family. The White Castle has an endless supply of glizzies, good times and laughs. There’s no better place to spend your time than here.

First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet tall on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene where Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the average speed of a ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed, which means it’s spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force of greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact of a 500-pound car hitting hitting a wall going 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

This place = happiness. it’s a must see !!!

An experience like no other, leave me speechless every time I visit, you can literally grab as many glizzies as you want

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