I had a long-time recurring itch in my index fingers; I sought out Dr. Pincinnati, who used an Eastern Flip Fing treatment. His diodic therapy got all of the tungsten out of my system; I am feeling so much flipping better!

Greatest doctor I’ve ever had. The only medicine he prescribes is pinball! And it cures all your sicknesses. Amazing!

My flipper skillz were mad weak and I knew I had to make a change, so I called Dr. Pincinnati. He designed a custom rehab program for me and now I can reach the Iron Throne at will. The dragon has three heads and Im not fighting it, Im riding it! Fire & Blood!