Went here with my friend @Siobhanaluvsalot and had a great time got some pretty cheap tasty drinks and they had pool really Little cozy neighborhood vibe I would 10 out of 10 recommend macabre

Wonderful, dimly lit (how I like it) bar. Very friendly & affordable. Pool table & juke box, always comfortable. A good place to while away a few hours. Good mix of friendly regulars & random people off the street. Very personable staff. Honestly my favorite bar in the Mission. On a shoestring? Enjoy $2.50 Hamms all night.

Great staff ...pool table....pinball... perfect neighborhood offering

Cute place, good pool spot. Nice people

My absolute favorite dive. It boasts a pool table and a jukebox. The worn in couches and booths are comfortable places drunkenly discuss philosophy. The bartenders are well read, nimble, and charmingly snarky. Thursdays, around midnight the place is overrun with poets and romantics. A real piece of San Francisco.

Fantastic worker owned dive. Full but not crowded on a Friday in the Mission is a gem I hope never gets TOO discovered.

Cool spot and friendly bartender but smells like old beer.

Comfy local bar with friendly staff and good margaritas!

Great neighborhood bar! Stop by Thursday nights if you want to meet poets!

This place was practically my living room back in the mid 90s. Many many great memories. Super chill and very unpretentious. Hope that vibe has continued

This is the best all inclusive neighborhood bar that has amazing bartenders and a great pool table. I will always go out of my way to support The Uptown!

One of the great SF dive bars.

Funky bar with a good atmosphere

Great OG mission dive, love the staff, great jukebox

Cozy, friendly, and dank.

Best dive bar in SF

They let you buy Krispy Krunchy chicken and bring it back to the bar. Drinks are pretty cheap too.

This is a bad ass little drive bar in the Mission. There is some good seating and a pool table.Im pretty sure its cash only. If you want to get away from all the hustle and bustle of Valencia st, head on over here for a smaller crowd.

Bring cash. Be cozy

If you want trendy, cool, cute , or hip...go someplace else. If you want a drink, with humans, come on by!

Racer fives a pool table and a jukebox

Its the best!

Small and loud, typical hole in the wall kind of place.

Freindly neighborhood dive

10/10 bathroom.

Great unpretentious bar in the Mission. Comfy couches, and a good selection on tap.

Best get ready to go a lot. Definitely a regulars type place.

Easy going bar with wide beer selection and also cocktails.

Great jukebox!

I love this bar. Friendly and good.

Perfect dive bar with jule box.

Its ok

Its ok

Bourbon

Perfect.

Rude security kept scrutinizing and questioning my friends like our IDs were fake. Just...no.

Great dive bar

Dark and divey

Jukebox of the gods.