Really friendly bartender and the dancers Echo and Heather are also friendly and beautiful. They were sweet and not rude at all to a good/evil person like me. Also they did not smell like piss. Really cool place, kinda small, but perfect if you like a small get together party vibe.

Underrated lil dive. Chill vibes and the girls are really genuine.

Goth girl with the collar was awesome and polite and very helpful with my over all experience. The red head with the glasses was rude, couldnt dance, and frankly didnt even try. Almost slapped the red head. All in all I love the place and ambiance.

Low key and great people as well as good service.

The bartender late Thursday night was disgustingly rude for no reason which brings this place down another notch it cant afford, the girls were pretty for a B/C ranked club but werent very enthusiastic I guess it was an off night so I wont blame the performers as much as I blame the staff for the vibes.

My fav, go-to place in Portland. On Sandy and kinda a dive bar but I love older establishments. Dont be fooled by the term, dive bar, the women here are top notch.Much like Annies Saloon in Astoria, the ladies at the Pirates Cove have a variety of artistic styles, personalities, and they are all beautiful. If you dont see a woman here that appeals to you you have bad taste in women.Some of the women who dance here are pure art personified; mezmaring. Others can be whatever you want to see in them, your temporary 10 minute devoted girlfriend, your imaginary lover, or the scantily clad super hot chick sitting next to you at the bar.Above all else, every woman I have seen and met at the Pirates Cove is a good person and interesting to talk with. Fun place to sneak away to for an hour or 5.The tap IPA beer is reasonable for a gentlemens club at $6.

Flex and daisy Duke were phenomenal conversationalist. Please give them me thanks and I hope to chat with them again soon.

Cozy, friendly atmosphere that lends itself to small gatherings and get-togethers.Creative marquee messages that make me smile and dont lead to questions from my 9 year old.

This place was like a retirement home... And not a nice one. One of the scary abusive ones from Dateline.The patrons were all senior citizens. All of em.One dancer was painfully skinny, with obvious signs of a past or current opiate habit; the other was unattractively pudgy, not in a voluptuous or BBW way, just flabby and out of shape... With teeth straight out of a Dont Do Meth ad.

Worst strip bar in portland by far. The girls come and go but the bar tender is an ass hole and he sticks around; there are at least 20 better places in portland and if you find yourself stuck at this hole, do us all a favor and stiff the bartender. tip the ladies of course

Such a hidden gem!

Nasty nasty girls and not in the good way! One flat chested black girl smelled like urine and farted when she gave a dance. Place is not for those looking for real women. Stay far away unless you like disease ridden rejects. The Facebook page shows real hotties, the sludge buck toothed meth heads they have on stage should be paying the customers. Beware you may catch something even from a chair.

This place just plain sucks. The “women” are gross. The bartender is the worst. And it smells like a bums nut sack in there. Don’t bother.

Rude bar tender. Questionable girls. Place really isnt worth anyones time.

Cozy but sleezy, just how I like it.

Marry me Violet?!

You get what you pay for = not much.

You pay your money, you take your chances.

Its a dive bar. Ill come back again.

Wtf...