Mary’s is a lot like the Rocky Horror Picture show: rough around the edges, very B-side vibe, and absolutely a cult-classic. It’s an essential staple of downtown Portland and a must visit particuarly if it’s your first time in the city. Staff, including bouncers, are welcoming with a small and what has been described as ‘intimate’ setting, the girls are friendly, and the beer selection is standard for this kind of joint, at standard prices. For tourists, Mary’s is a must-see novelty; for residents, Mary’s is a legacy. Either way, chances are you’ll find yourself winding up here!

I visited this place earlier today in the hopes of getting to see a dancer named Chrissy, who I met the other day when I was there.Instead, I met another gorgeous dancer named Thursday, who gave me two private dances and she knows how to turn a guy on easily.The club is worth your time and I will visit again whenever an opportunity comes my way.

The danver named Thursday and another dance sat and talked with me and took care of me when the alchohol didnt want to be in my stomach anymore hahaha they were all amazing and deserve a raise if thats even possible at a strip joint they were great

Best strip club in town! The staff are friendly and the dancers are so talented. The club manages to walk the line between dive-y and classy, and the atmosphere is cozy. They have a jukebox on stage and its loaded with songs that the dancers get to pick themselves. Its an experience!

I went here to hang out with friends had a fun time did not get a private I did not know if they had a area for that it was kinda dark but dancers were beautiful & phenomenal

AMAZING experience wonderful staff with beautiful women.Great food and drinks cant wait to visit again. Thanks for the awesome evening.

Came to Portland for a visit. And of course I had to go to Marys! Omg, what a great place guys and gals. Just comfortable, GREAT STAFF AND LADIES! I went to a different club later and it just wasnt as good. Thank u for making my visit even better than it already was ladies. ;) keep up the good work

I got dances from Sophia tonight. Super sweet, sexy, and talented. Aurora was amazing on the stage as well. The bartender was kind and attentive, and the bouncer a good dude who had no time for nonsense. All in all, an exceptional visit. Will be back for certain, and I look forward to seeing the incredible talent again that they have in this place that is a piece of Portland history. Dont miss this club when having a night on the town. Even a Tuesday night was stellar!

Great atmosphere, it is very dark and cozy, perfect place to kick back. The bartenders are very good about checking up on you for a new drink so you dont have to get up and squeeze by people to the bar, yes the place seems to be always packed! The dancers there are all extremely talented and beautiful!

I cant wait to try this place after the blazers vs heat game Im coming from Seattle I hope its great thanks everyone for their reviews

Small place. This is very accurate what you are looking for. Price are moderate. Location is good. Downtown Portland.

Perfect place!!! It’s the only strip club that you can walk into and get a std just from walking through the door!!!

While we were in the city we decided to cone here. It took us about 10 minutes to find a parking spot but it was worth it. This is the oldest club in the city and the girls were nice and hot and very talented. Sometimes they would even throw in random jokes which was really nice. There was a minimum 1 drink required which I had 4 because it was cheap. Overall it was a good experience.

Its been a while since I visited, but I had such a great experience when I did go I felt compelled to give the props that they were due. The talent, drinks, food (from the restaurant adjacent the club) and the operation were all on point! On the rare occasions that I visit this type of establishment I like to ease in and see who I want to share my hard earned money with, so I particularly enjoyed the fact that I wasnt bombarded by a bunch of stank ass hoes right from the start, then completely ignored if I didnt throw cash around immediately! Marys was recommended by a co-worker, so when we had an out of town contract in Vancouver (from Seattle), a point was made to visit one of the nights we were there and it didnt disappoint! I liked it so much I even bought a jacket, and although tend to be a pervert, Im not to particularly fond of strip clubs, so that says something! Anyway, the horse is dead, and Im starting to beat it, so Im out!

Portland landmark. Stay classy.

Went to Mary’s Saturday night with my man and $300. Enjoyed talking to the bouncer. Super fast drink service. Sat down up front, put some ones out. The dancer was in the middle of her set. As the second one began, I put out a few more ones. At which point the dancer addressed the couple next to me, but also me as well! “So what’s going on on this side? Dont you see the sign?” She pointed to the sign that said “this area reserved for tipping customers”. I had sat there for only three minutes and was ready and waiting for her to start giving a show. Instead she was rude, haughty, and snotty. Total turn off. We finished our drink. Then went back to the stage for another dancers show. But it didn’t really seem like we were getting our moneys worth. Couldn’t get any attention. Even put down $10 hoping for something a little more, and got nothing. We took our money and left. Go somewhere else.

This place reminds me of possible spots in Boston and has so much history and character. They also have Mirror Pond on tap. I’d tell them to not change a thing but they are way ahead of me.

Best night ever on a Monday night.... a girlfriend and i rolled through two times . the ladies are top notch. dream about. I love this place, The ladies are the best and the staff is swell . Cheers

Staff are rude & disrespectful. I had a person next to me grab so ones off the stack in front of me. I notified the bouncer & was told “it’s only a couple of dollars so who cares?” Nothing was done. They allowed theft in their establishment. Don’t waste your time or money here. I will never go back.

This place is an institution, and has been on my Portland must-do list for a while. With much encouragement from my four male companions I decided to go for it one night, and I have to say I had a great time. The girls were all cute and had unique acts, the beer selection was good, and it had a nice retro feel that wasnt sleazy.

A great place to spend an evening. The atmosphere is really friendly and welcoming and everybody is treated really well.

The perfect place to go to if you want to go dancing in the city. There are a lot of people that go in here so mingling around wouldn’t be a problem, the best dance club around.

I went outside after paying cover charge for a smoke, when i went back in the doorman refused to let me back in without paying again. the place is dirty and service is rude. bartender threw out my drink after i became upset for being charged twice. im pretty sure they were racist after a different bartender asked how i got in. unbelievably bad service. there are much nicer places.

Amazing Divy strip bar with great ambience and fun vibe. I had a great time there.

Been here many times over the years ....always a pleasure! The girls are hot, and the beers are cold! I sit back with a Hamms and enjoy the veiws!

Some of the sassiest girls around! Love it!

Pretty sure I remember going here one night, being completely surprised when they were charging a $3 cover and left.

My girlfriends old work ended up here for a Christmas party once. Ive only heard good things

Bar tender was rude af as soon as i walked in. Had a huge group of men around her and wasnt trying to get my order. The strippers dont dance they talk and a lot but demand you tip. Cook is cool and bomb ass tacos but thats it

Horrible place. Very small. One dancer at a time in a space that was possibly as big as your kitchen.... I can not believe they charged a cover.

Off and On place in a great location. Great table service.

Oldest boobie bar in PDX, kinda a non official landmark, make sure to check out the murals on the wall between dancers.

This was the very first strip club I ever went to in 1984 or so while passing through town. Ive never been back since, but from what i remember, it wouldnt surprise me if some of the younger ones from then are still working there now

Noting to see here just another racist club.

Been going to this strip place since the mid 90s. Can get crowded because it is so small, but during the week its a great place to hang out, watch girls dance, and have a beer.

My friend called asking about some prices and the woman that answered the phone hung up on him.

I called to ask if they charge for a hug (I have a thing for hugging) then they blew me off and hung up with a laugh.

Its small, different, always a new crowd of people, which can either be good or make your time there terrible.

Never come again

A dive strip club.

It just a straight up hole. Was down for a stag and went to a lot of peeler clubs. This place was the worst. Dirty and small.

Sis on you

Its a weird, divey strip club and youd be remiss if you didnt check it out.

I love this place!!

What can be said? Its a staple of Portland, its dirty and small, and a odd shape with one stage, but you have to visit at least once.

Cheap but you get what you pay for, that goes for the food and girls. The girls are not attractive and they pay to play music out of a jukebox on stage! Funny but sad.

I think it is the oldest strip club in the stump. Plus Andrew Dice Clay filmed a movie there!!

You have to stop by because its Marys. But they arent that friendly there. Oh and make sure you bring change, cause that is how you play music.

Seedy! Watch out. Small, dirty glasses, ugly strippers and smelly men. Right out of a movie.

Marys, where strippers go to die.