Went in December 2019. Loved how they make it look all festive for Christmas. Our tour guide was hilarious and overall this was a fun ride for both adults and children. Wasn’t the most popular ride that day so we didn’t wait long at all.

One of the great attractions of the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World. Lines are kept separate with distance marks on the floor. Seating in each boat is limited. There are panels and space separating groups in the boat. The energy of this attraction is always fun and welcome, no matter how many times we ride. Entrance to the park is required to ride this attraction.

Never a boring trip on these rivers with the always funny Skipper....

I wouldn’t call it the most fun place in the resort. Really it’s just a tour with a couple of hidden mickeys, animatronic animals in the water, and a bunch of tour guides telling you how about how “awesome” that slow ride is. If i were the person reading this review, I’d recommend the carousel of progress. That was both uncrowded and fun.

This is a very relaxing ride that takes you through the jungle. It is is very cool to see all of the different types of animals such as elephants, lions, and monkeys. The tourist guide that takes you on the journey is very friendly. This is quite a good ride for all ages.

Love this ride and we always make a point to ride it. i love how the cast members are so animated and try to crack jokes even tho sometimes they are not funny. We love it.

This is a short trip in Disney’s Magic Kingdom, Orlando. This cruise lasts for about 10 minutes. During the cruise, a narrator take a boat with 15-20 people around a water path where you can see artificial wild animals, people from different ethnic groups and many more.This is a wonderful experience inside the Magic Kingdom. There could be a longer trip because it is awesome.

Disneys jungle cruise is one of my favorite attractions at the magic kingdom. The cast was super friendly and helped out with my father in his wheelchair. Most ride seem like wheelchair people are a pain to work with. The jungle cruise staff helped with kindness and respect. That goes a long way. Thank you

Nice ride, especially if you are into corny jokes.

Another Disney classic, timeless fun ... Each skipper has their own style, and all are guaranteed to elicit everything from groans at the puns to belly laughs. It just never gets old ... The backside of water!

This retro ride is as much fun now as it was 40 years ago. Its a great voyage through the jungle featuring all audio animatronic animals. The best part is the narration of the cast member boat captain which really amounts to a stand-up routine. Relax and enjoy!

If you go during Christmas the Jungle Cruise gets themed as the Jingle Cruise.I’ve been in previous years and remember having fun listening to all the cheesy jokes on this boat ride adventure.Unfortunately, we went during early December and got caught in a line much much much longer than what was anticipated.We left ourselves enough time to be in a long line, ride the ride, wander the park, and catch the ferry to our dinner reservation. Well, we thought we did. Our queue time kept growing longer and longer to the point that we had to leave the line, miss the ride, and still arrive late to our dinner reservation. We never got to ride the Jingle Cruise that day (but it was really only the one hiccup in our whole Disney holiday).Make note: get a fastpass if you want to ride this ride. It’s very popular and they favour fastpasses on this boat ride.Also make note: (at least in the winter) the ride does not have the evening extra magic hours. I assume it’s too dark then.

Fun, funny, short wait times.

Totally love the feel of this ride and its pure escapism. Got to be rode during the day and night for best experience.

Always a great experience! The Skipper makes it depending on how effervescent they are.

Just got back from Disney and this ride brought back soooo many memories. I almost forgot it was here. Our guide, Jason had some of the best puns! His jokes were great.

Nice boat ride but the jokes were terrible. Maybe more fun for kids.

Great old school ride with bad jokes

A classic Disney attraction at its heart, the Jungle Cruise can be a fun experience if you have a great skipper. Although the jokes are cheesy and campy, they can also be fun if you suspend your disbelief and enjoy the attraction for what it is. This ride is fun for the whole family.

This is a Magic Kingdom classic! No matter how many times I come to this park, I still love this ride. The tour guides are usually very energetic and very funny. The more interactive they are, the better the experience. Sometimes they have new material and it’s usually very funny. It’s also a relaxing ride with a little bit of education and it’s a really cool experience for kids.

Disney actually makes standind in line somewhat enjoyable! There is a radio broadcast playing overhead that includes peppy music and very funny announcements that add to the ambiance of the adventure! BTW, there is even a drinking fountain...The only real issue is that the guest WiFi is sketchy today....

Loved the Christmas additions to thus classic ride!

Extremely impressed by this ride. Rode it twice and got a different experience both times on how our tour guide interacted with us. What a great punny time to be had!

The good thing is that you seem to hear some different jokes each time you ride the Jungle Cruise. The bad thing is that they are still just as corny. Even so, this is still a classic ride.

A Disney Classic which will never go out of style.

Children too busy conversating and socializing then doing their job and managing the line and ride efficiently. All they load is Fast Pass Tickets. Annoying driver that never stopped talking. Made us late for our lunch reservation.Dont waist your time

Its a relaxing boat ride with a hilarious skipper. Because its guided by a skipper, you can hear different jokes every time you ride it.

Our tour guide was great! She brought her A game with jokes and the kids loved it.

I live all things Disney. The world famous Jungle Cruise is right up at the top. Funny , fun and classic. Top: try the rise at night to get a slightly different feel. Hats off to the guides who must must the repetitive ( yet cute) jokes over and over but still make it feel special

My all time favorite of the Magic Kingdom rides and judging by the long lines the all time favorite of many others. Use a fast pass here, especially when the park is busy: early on in my Disney career I have spent as much as an hour and a half in line. A fun experience, especially if you have one of the better captains who makes you feel welcome and cracks corny jokes during the ride.

Great ride. Excellent commentary from our guide with tasteful puns. Enjoyed this boat ride.

This is a relaxing boat ride with a lot of jokes and puns by your captain of the voyage. Though it seems certain you are to get soaked on a couple of occasions this is not a ride where you get wet. It is a bit of a quirky ride, but still enjoyable. This is especially good on hot days as you are near the water and enter a tunnel for a couple of minutes of respite from the heat.

Love love love this ride. Its so punny. Lol and the Christmas addition is even better.

This is a fun place for younger kids. It was about $12 to get in. In the summer it is very HOT.

Awesome ride. We had skipper Adam. He had a very funny dry sense of humour. Had us in stitches. Ive done the ride many times and he still had some new jokes to add.

Loved it as a child, turns out I love it even more as an adult! I never get tired of seeing THE BACKSIDE OF WATER!!!!!

The ride is very similar to the one in Anaheim, but better. The experience really depends on the skipper you have. Overall, a really relaxing ride

Nice and relaxing with lots of funny jokes. The guide was ace - they must do this countless times but to put all your effort in every time is incredible.

This is a very fun boat ride. If you like cheesy jokes and old fashioned animatronics... this is the ride for you. The cast members are really good and make the ride a lot of fun. The line can get long so if you want a good family ride this may be a good one to get a fast pass for.

Little boat ride attraction. Kids like it... it does not do fast or have any drops or anything. Its fun and the operators crack jokes along the way. Not worth a fast pass usually is not much of a wait time.

Cool ride, the narrators are usually funny. Its a classic so I would suggest that you give it a shot.

Awesome experience for those willing to wait.JC is a fun ride for people of all ages with a sense of humor.Let me get this off my chest: if you’re not willing to wait 45-60 minutes for a non-thrill ride, do not go on this.JC takes you on a boat on a tour through the jungle with a comedic skipper. Not much else is really to be said without spoiling the experience.The skippers usually go by the book and use the same jokes, which will eventually get boring for some. To others, these jokes will lose the effect they had the first time but still be funny.However, when you get a unique skipper they’ll make their own jokes which will not fail to get people laughing. Don’t count on it though, getting unique skippers is rare but epic.Good ride for everybody. Kids, adults, seniors - everybody will love it.

It was the Jingle Cruise at Christmas, very cute Christmas themed jokes and decor throughout the ride.

Always a fun ride. Love the jokes.

Awesome ride! Great and funny captain on boat!! Great for all ages!!

Its a good cruise to take and the bbq buffet is good.

Great place. Great staff

Relaxing ride and had a very funny tour guide

Another enjoyable ride at Disney World. Long line up but worth it. Tour guide got the crowd into the mood and made sure you caught all there was to see. I recommend doing this ride twice so you can see all there is to see. Try sitting on different side to see everything. Guides on the boat do their best to ensure the crowd doesnt miss anything.

Good ride. Not bad but not great either. A bit ride that goes through areas with waterfalls, caves, animal models and tribal models. Calm and fun ride, nothing thrilling. Our guide was Dallas and I enjoyed his corny jokes quite a lot.

Fun for little kids and first timers

Staff on this ride are hilarious! Had a great time with lots of laughs!

Skipper George was outstanding. Love the jokes and enthusiasm. Second favorite time on that ride. Also my first time on it period. Haha. Thank you Skipper George for making our experience at Disney one to remember.

Just imagine a boat ride through an animatronic jingle filled with dad jokes.

This old ride features corny dad jokes that makes dated animatronics fun. Ride at Christmas time when it becomes the Jingle Cruise for holiday themed jokes.

One of the Disney classics that you just have to ride. Sure it’s cheesy and the dad jokes are pretty terrible, but you just shouldn’t miss this ride.

A very chill, relaxing ride that revolves around a cruise captain who tells cheesy jokes throughout. A mainstay of the park that evolves over the years, with some cool (if somewhat dated) scenery. This ride is a good reprieve from some of the longer lines.

BRITTNEY WAS PERFECT!The humor, her smile!Thank you!

Not bad. Your experience depends on what your guide you get.

An absolute classic attraction. The jokes will keep you laughing while you float down the river and discover all sorts of treasures.

Most guides have good jokesI like the old school rides

Relaxing ride. Funny operators.

Always a blast, love the in line sets and scenery.

Ive been on this a couple of times since I picked up my annual Disney pass last fall.I think the tour guide on your boat can really make all the difference for this ride, some are better than others. Your guide will tell you a ton of corny jokes as you sail this river.This ride consists of a short boat ride through the jungle within the Magic Kingdom. This is not a thrilling ride, so I recommend this to anyone looking for calmer experiences.Jungle Cruise has been around forever, but to me it is not that memorable. I had been to WDW a couple of times growing up and this attraction certainly did not leave an impression on me the way rides like Pirates or Haunted Mansion do.Ive walked by this ride numerous times on various visits. Im always shocked to see a 50 minute wait, Id say 20 minutes is the max Id spend for it.We had fast passes for this one day and it took 15 minutes to board the boat. On another trip it was much faster.Just kind of an average ride to me, nothing special, but not awful either.

Our guide was hilarious and made it a fun experience. Fun fact, this was one of the attractions on opening day 1965.

Fun for kids, I didn’t like that we waited to see the robotic animals. Choose this ride only if you have fastpass+ as waiting 40-60min is not worth it. Ride was short but the crew keeps you entertain. It’s better to go to zoo than choose this ride in Magic Kingdom

Our guide is very punny.

Such a classic attraction at Disney World!! The ride of relaxing and the staff always make such cheesy jokes!!

Not one of the best rides but still fun

This is a cute and funny ride, espyuf you get a good boat captain. Little kids will really like it as well. We havent ridden it lately because the line gets long and its outdoors so its hot. Im sure at night it would be a lot of fun and cooler.

This will bring out the kid in you!

Love JC! The skipper makes or breaks the attraction and few things get me as excited at WDW than the 8th wonder of the world!

Love this amazing ride and adventure

This attraction was great entertainment the whole family. It’s also a great way to get cooled off in midday Orlando.

Fun boat cruise thru the jungle complete with cheesy jokes. It is called the Jingle Cruise during the Christmas holidays. We had a fast pass so the wait was not bad. It think if I had to wait in line for a long time I might have been disappointed.

Super fun! Great skipper.

Low end compare to the newer rides. Even the tour guides hinted it.

Very funny ride, love the dry humour.

This is always a fun ride in the Magic Kingdom. The jokes may be cheesy but they make you laugh. The boat captain definitely can make our break the ride.

The most magical experience of my life! I was there in January to celebrate my final round of chemo. While in line for Jungle Cruise, I got the call that I’m cancer free now!! I was of course crying with happiness. One of the coordinators, Marguerite, asked me what was wrong and really listened to me. It’s been a hard last year for me going through all of this. She is truly one of the most compassionate people I have ever met! She made me laugh and feel like I mattered! Thank you, Disney, for employing such an amazing employee!!! Seriously a magical experience!!!!!!

During Christmas, it is the Jingle Cruise.

They do a great job at Christmas time

Great boat, concept, ride down a built jungle river. Disney always does it big and right! Animals, tales, and hosts have most fun and funny script... serene, scenic, and total fun. This is a ride you shouldnt miss while at Walt Disney World! ; )

Loved this place. Especially the way our jungle guide kept cracking one liners...Really made my day.

Great older disney ride

On this ride you are guided by an expert along the great rivers of the world. With razor sharp wit your guide comments on the sights and sounds so deftly its like theyve seen it all before. A Disney classic. Sometimes the sound can be a bit quiet making hearing the jokes a tad difficult.

Its not worth wasting a fast pass for. Its okay. The captain was more amusing then the ride. It is a great ride for kids.

The Jingle Cruise variation is a fun change with a Holiday twist. Starting in November and running through the end of the year. The cast really gets into a Holiday corny version of the script. A blast at any time but night is really lit up.

Anyways our driver was pretty funny. I suggest going to it if you have a FastPass if it is over 70m.

By far my favorite ride here. The jokes never get old and if your lucky you will hear a new one from time to time.When you see the tribe members throwing spears at the boat, listen closely and one of the guys shouts I love DISCO meaning Disney Company.

Love this ride and our captain. You just sit there and enjoy a real human being drive you through a river while telling you silly jokes.

Love this ride have to stick to the classics

Great ride, guides are hilariouse

Cheesy jokes but good fun

All they do is load fast pass people, not worth going unless you have one.

Always a classic! I am amazed that each time I come the ride guides always have quite a few new puns and jokes to go along with the ride. Whoever is thinking these things up - probably a lot of people - do a great job! Very creative and a fun ride because of this.

No doubt you will leave this attraction with an appreciation for a different sense of humour. The queue area is well themed. The cast members were helpful and very friendly upon entering the attraction.The attraction itself is a boat ride with a number of different animals featured. Not the best animatronics but none the less this isn’t the main focus. It goes for a reasonable amount of time and is full of good and bad jokes (depending on your sense of humour) throughout. It is definitely an attraction for the whole family.

This is one of my favorite rides to take my young children on. Part of this is the length of the ride (a bit longer than some like the rides where they get on a dinosaur or elephant and go in circles). They like all the animals. In addition you get some adult humor from the punny guide.

Always funny. Always punny.

Skipper Courtlyn made the ride comical. It was a fun trip in the jungle.