Ki
Kia-Land
940 Bluestone Trail, Los Angeles, CA 90049, United States
Comments
Ki
Review №1

Great owner. Cool guy

Jo
Review №2

Honestly best club I’ve been too. 1 OAK got nothing on Kia-Land. The prices on drinks are not too bad either. Saturday nights get extremely lit.

tr
Review №3

I just want to start off by saying that I was recommended by a friend and told it was a nice place to eat. I went there around lunch time and to start off, the menu was a bit confusing. I assumed I was ordering a chicken salad which turned out to be a Cesar salad, chicken was just the topping. This frustrated me because basically I was paying for two separate meals; a salad and chicken. Who just eats a plain Jane salad? Do I look vegan to you? You just cant do that on a menu without asking for someone to become confused when they cant order the chicken salad. Then the food arrived. Which was rather quick, but Im not very impressed because it was a COLD salad with COLD chicken after all. Now, Im not one to complain about aesthetics, BUT FOR GODS SAKES THE CHICKEN WAS GREEN. HOW ON EARTH IS THAT APPETIZING? Im sorry but that was a line in the sand I couldnt cross. Never mind the food, lets talk about the atmosphere. First off, when you walk in you sort of get this 1970s hippy vibe, which isnt bad, but it kind makes you feel like you just walked into your apartment after your 4/20 friendly roomie just took the largest bong rip of his life. The multiple headshots of Paul McCartney plastered around the establishment certainly dont help with this visual. The dining area felt cheap and utterly claustrophobic. I mean, there was an adequate distance between each table, however I couldnt help but overhear the person sitting next to me talk about how gender norms were corrupting our society and how the patriarchy needed to be stopped. Not to mention, while attempting to eating the green alien meat ahem, CHICKEN I couldnt help but notice a young woman sitting across from me constantly staring at me while I ate my meal. Now, I certainly would have brought it to the attention of the restaurant manager, but I assumed she was just helplessly captivated by my dashing good looks, as many women are. Lets talk about the prices now, shall we? First off, I almost fainted when the bill came. SEVENTEEN DOLLARS. SEVENTEEN DOLLARS FOR A SALAD. Youve got to be pulling my leg. Dont even get me started on the price of the chicken. I felt cheated. I felt robbed. I certainly hope they didnt expect me to leave a tip because theyd already swindled me out of every nickel and penny in my billfold. Im just lucky to not have caught some terrible communicable disease from that green chicken. Suffice it to say Ill be ordering my chicken salads elsewhere from now on.

Na
Review №4

Great dental care for a great price! 1 star removed, as the neighboring area seems to be burnt beyond recognition.

Ni
Review №5

Great time with great people! Fun for the whole family!

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  • Address:940 Bluestone Trail, Los Angeles, CA 90049, United States
  • Phone:+1 310-427-2443
Categories
  • Adult entertainment club
Working hours
  • Monday:Closed
  • Tuesday:Closed
  • Wednesday:Closed
  • Thursday:Closed
  • Friday:11pm–5:30am
  • Saturday:3pm–3:15am
  • Sunday:Closed
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