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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007, United States
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Ke
Review №1

I went in to have a nice time and I met a lovely woman named Chanel, she took care of me once before we became good friends she gave me wonderful service, We both said we like the band queen. We got to know each other I can’t wait to see her again She may work at heavenly bodies but she has also become a great friend!

Os
Review №2

A president Borolas.

Ga
Review №3

Ive been here a few times in the past few few years and always thought it was a good place. Ive had nice conversations with the girls, even to the point where one recognizes me and we always talk for awhile. Ive even come with my girlfriend before. I admit its not perfect, can be a little crowded but thats to be expected but can leave some people feeling ignored, you might get a dancer that does her job and tries to convince you spend more money.The only problem I ever had was one dancer, during a private dance, that kept saying my hands where too low on her when I wasnt touching her at all.But its still a pretty good place. Id recommend trying it, at twice just incase its just a bad night. Ive come alone and sat on the side but still had fun.

la
Review №4

Oh girl was dancing just for her boyfriend. He got a lap dance, a full song for $1 dollar. I LEFT emidiatly after that.

po
Review №5

Love the atmosphere cant beat the amenities super grqatvdwal on drink and dances !

J
Review №6

Used to be much better. Now they are way too strict over stupid and minor things.

Jo
Review №7

Good for show, but thats it. No touching allowed during lap dances per club rules, violators will be ejected from the club without a refund, so lap dances really are not worth your time and money. Otherwise a good place to watch the dancers on the poles and have a drink or two.If you are handsy, you will be much happier at either Ocean Gentlemens Club, or Blackjacks.

em
Review №8

Everyone was great! The girls gave you space so not too pushy. Was there with my husband for our first timeand his birthday! It was a great experience overall! I had a wonderful lap dance by a really beautiful woman! She made this a cool night.

ja
Review №9

This is my go to place whenever I need to have a good time. I recommend this place all the time to anyone. No one bothers you unless you deserve it! The girls there are great and can hold a conversation. Can’t wait to go back

Ja
Review №10

Ive been here several times this past year. Ive had good experiences I must say. I have had the most meaningful conversations with the dancers than Ive had in my 24 years of existence. Dances are really good (depends on the girl though). I feel for some of the bad experiences Im reading, but I myself really like the club. As long as you know the dress code and etiquette as a customer you should be fine. Never had any unfortunate experience.

Na
Review №11

My first encounter was taking a friend here many many years back. So back in August and September decided to swing by a few times on the weekends and I had a good time. The minimum I bought were 60 dollar dances and bought a few 100+ as well so of the 15 dances I had with multiple people I literally had one bad experience I will not name her. But I will name the once that I had a wonderful time with. I had a great time with Jesse, Chanel, Kitty, Ava, Heather all A+++. I will probably be coming back more frequently. Plus cheap alcohol.

Je
Review №12

The maximum time allowed to stay here is 2 hours so dont spend all your money in one sitting

Sa
Review №13

I usually don’t write reviews but I had such an amazing time here I had to come make a review let’s start off by saying they have free food that was amazing the girls were beautiful and extremely nice I believe the 3 girls that came to us were Kay , future and Kylie. I can’t wait for my friends to visit me again so we can come again.

31
Review №14

The drinks are watered down so they can stretch the alcohol to increase profits. From solely my experience, dancers press you out the gate to get VIP dances. But there is one dancer name Serena who is one of the best in the industry. #shesh!

St
Review №15

I found myself thanking GOD in there that Mexican Independence day. No wonder they call it Heavenly Bodies. Thanks to the beautiful staff. People are missing out.

Iv
Review №16

Dont go there they charge $15 cover fee and let you spend $300 and they kick you out after 2 hours save your $$$ and go somewhere else, they just care about the cover fee.

Ja
Review №17

Great dancers!, great services! Came down for the weekend and never been to a club an I absolutely loved it! Came back a second night! If youre looking for a good show this would be the place!!!!! Very attractive girls!!

ra
Review №18

Amazing experience like to visit again. Dancers are very friendly. Never withdraw money from the atm in there they charge 13$ per 100 $

Go
Review №19

These guys will kick you out of the club for any stupid reason. I would give them zero if I can

Br
Review №20

The place is fun but the door girl is stunning!

Sa
Review №21

Racist to non-white people. I got kicked out of the bar, just because I cannot make the white next to me happy. The white guy was forcing me to go for a dance and I politely said I will wait. Then, the guy said I am being cheap and started cursing me. When I asked him to keep his advice himself, He challenged me that he can kick me out within seconds. He called the manager and the manager asked me to move. When I asked for a reason, she (manager) said I am trying to diffuse the situation without asking the other guy. The bouncer came in seconds and kicked me out. If you have any respect to your race, you will not step in this place.

AM
Review №22

I read all reviews, owner responses are only for good ratings and some of bad ratings! What about the customers that were kicked out without a reason??? Could u plz explain?

An
Review №23

Skilled dancers, strong drinks, large area for entertainment. Only downfall is no athletic attire. And gents, we all know the rule, if you go to a GC then you need to wear sweats for the best experience.

Da
Review №24

It cost $10 to get in; if I sent a text message.to their sight. The bartender was nice, but couldnt tell me that the jameson special ended at 7pm.The girls were attractive and polite; but apparently around 730 pm there is some kind of meeting because all the girls except the one that was dancing went into the back room. I waited ab out 30 mins and the only girl that came out was the next dancer.

B
Review №25

DO NOT GO TO THIS PLACE AS A CUSTOMER OR AN ENTERTAINER. The staff is very rude all they want to do is steal your money. If you want any kind of service be ready to wait. If you go for a dance you are forced to stop at the bar before going into the private room. The dancers are dull and inenthusiastic because they are treated like slaves. After my friends and I being a frequent customers here we are disappointed and disgusted. We will never give this place our business again and I recommend you don’t either. THEY NEED TO BE SHUT DOWN OR MAKE A HUGE CHANGE IN MANAGEMENT.

De
Review №26

Fun place and great food, had the BLT, tasted great! Nice employees and service.

Jo
Review №27

I recently went here to enjoy a quick lunch

Se
Review №28

Before I even got in was texting my ex and they said I was too drunk to get in. Had 4 beers that night. What a pos.

Lu
Review №29

Its pretty cool . The staff is cool, made me feel welcome. The food is tasty, perfect for watching a game on one of their multi tvs. The one waitress that approached me was gorgeous and sweet as an angel. Forgot to get her name tho. crap . Anyways, she completed my order in a reasonable amount of time and wouldve done so sooner if 200 guys werent all drooling and vying for her attention. As for the dancers, wasnt that much to look at. Maybe its cause I went on a weekday but still... Their bodies were skinny with a decent shape so It wasnt too Heavenly to me, just average. The waitresses looked better to me. Lastly, the bathroom was KINDA dirty so hope they get round the clock cleanup on that. Other than that it was an all around decent experience. I wouldnt say anything stands out about this club but I may return.

Be
Review №30

Ok, I am honest about this review! If you are thinking about visiting this place , just skip it, I cannot disclose the reasons but I am talking it very seriously and based on what I knowThis place is not the place where you feel good and expect good servicesI came here once and decided not to visit anymoreGirls were not nice at all and security was overprotective and not knowledgeableDON’T WASTE YOUR PENNY HERE, there is other much much better places than here

Jo
Review №31

These girls are way too pushy and will try to rob as much money as possible from you. They force you to buy more drinks and will not leave u alone till u buy more

Je
Review №32

I went there with a friend and it was okay at best. We didnt get much attention being that we were women. Even though we were tipping the girls and talking with them while they were on stage, we got so little after they got off stage, even though they were walking around with guys. By the end of the night, the dancer didnt care about anyone and were too busy standing around and talking to each other. Theyll also over serve you like no ones business.Also, one of the girls spilled my drink all over me, gave me a not real sorry and then went on with what she was doing. My friend wanted a dance from that same dancer, she was all for it, said shed be back in ten minutes for a smoke break, and then just walked around and chilled with the other dancer. When Ericka came up to us and we were about to leave, she all the sudden cared about my friend, but it was too late. Mind you, this was also about an hour later.ERICKA is a diamond in the rough there. She came over to us and talked with us for some time and was wonderful. She might not be as young as all the other girls there, but shes worth it. Trust me!

an
Review №33

Drinks were fairly priced good atmosphere very good looking girls has every type of girl you could want. Even had this girl with a sexy European accent definitely my favorite. friendly wait staff definitely have to go back again

Ta
Review №34

Its deceiving, the girls stick to you as far as you dnt buy their VIP or private lap dances, once you buy their VIP or private dances suddenly you are not allowed to touch them before that the girls themselves will let you touch. I got kicked out after one song for No reasons.If its no touching policy then it is to be from the beginning not after u pay $60.Many of my people go here, Ill inform each person not to go here personally.Hope you guys look into it after so many reviews written here.

Ri
Review №35

In town DJing on Tour and its cash everything...they dont even allow you to order large amount of drinks for your group. Tried to charge card they said cash only even for drinks. So basically they are robbing the strippers that are making them a lot of money.

Mi
Review №36

Heavenly bodies is your typical strip club type of establishment. There is a cover fee of $10 for entry. One thing to consider when deciding to come to this bar is that there is no nudity on the floor. That is only available in the VIP rooms upstairs. The one thing I enjoy most about this establishment is that the food and beer here is very cheap. The pizza here is free and the rest of the food is diner quality.This night I was here for a bachelor party for a friend of my brother on a Saturday night. It was rather busy and most of the center tables were taken. The wait staff is actually very helpful and quick to take orders. Decided to order a patty melt and fries which took about 10 minutes to arrive. The bread was crisp and the fries were crispy. It was comparable to a patty melt I get at IHOP, so really no complaints about the inexpensive food.What I dont like is the constant barrage of shot girls running round and the very aggressive nature of some of the girls trying to get you to buy a dance from them. One girl literally blindsided me and grabbed me. Ultimately didnt buy any dances that night, since thats not my thing. However I will say this is a good guys hangout place for cheap food and drinks if you can avoid purchasing dances or shots.

ci
Review №37

This’s my first time here, and I really found it amazing, I don’t know why people give very negative & rediculs comment! Cashier, security & staff all perfect & friendly. I went in day time & I found it very quilts to have great free food their & all nice dancers, specially Bella ! She was amazing . I’ll definitely go back again.

Sm
Review №38

Such a bad experience I had in this club. I had a dancer she took me to a private room after a dance she said it’s VIP room which cost more money while I was paying to the cashier I told him the story but he called the security and told me if I don’t pay they will call police. Please don’t go here they will force you to pay

Li
Review №39

This place is wonderful great service beautiful women and nice atmosphere the best drink prices in town. Come see these beautiful ladies!!!!!

Jo
Review №40

This is my favorite strip club I come for Aaliya beautiful Latina she gives the best dances

Lu
Review №41

Went there a few times. Both of them were horrible experiences. First day we had an annoying shot girl coming back every 10 min, very pushy to buy shots even thought we all spend roughly $60 buying shot for each other including her. No girls came up to us besides one of my friends.Second time I went just way over crowded not enough girls walking around. I got asked by 3 girls the same thing. Which is to get those 5 dances and give her a $20 tip.Food is good but not worth the vibe. The girls are too pushy and greedy.

Dr
Review №42

Yeah I kind of agree there theyre not going to be in business much longer. Dont worry too much over it.

Ge
Review №43

Expensive drinks all watered down. low quality club

Ti
Review №44

So called bouncers dont let you in when you come with a person of short stature. Very disappointed.

Re
Review №45

First time going there and had a great time...fine ass girls they treat u good and give good private lap dances.i spend over $100 so if you go take some cash with you.

Al
Review №46

Love to dance here

Mi
Review №47

Waist of money and time. Fat girls what dont know how to dance or even move. After 30 min i was soo bored I had to live this place. Its not strip club NO NUDITY! And this reply from them is ridiculous lol

pe
Review №48

Couldnt believe any place could be reviewed this badly soo much. Checked it out myself. Couldnt even get past security. How can a place THIS badly run still be in business at all ? Amazingly horrible. DO NOT GO HERE

Ur
Review №49

Love that place and nice girls to get the lap dance. Especially the new girl with the long dreadlocks she does it awesome. Worth every penny.

L
Review №50

I went here with my girlfriend to have some fun. Hot woman and a great time! We got lots of lap dances from beautiful chicks. Free food and a Hot time!!

Ok
Review №51

I like to go to this place a lot. Girls are nice and treat you right. I see there is many reviews mention Sienna, the long ass dread girl. Ive met her. She is a sweetheart. Gives amazing lap dances.

Lu
Review №52

If I could give it a zero star I would. What kind or place says no plain white t shirt? I mean really? Drove from the northern suburbs for nothing. Tried selling me a heavenly bodies tee for 15 bucks. F that. Id much rather stick with the admiral. Heavenly bodies=Garbage!

Uc
Review №53

Terrible place to go, stupid security people dont go there if you dont wanna see trushy people Irecommend to go Gold club instead, much better and more intelligent people there.

An
Review №54

Friendly establishment, cheap drinks great food and good looking girls.

Ti
Review №55

In town on business was going to visit this location but I read the reviews

Mi
Review №56

When you go for a lap dance the security guy is watching you. They got cameras everywhere even in private rooms. I guess in the restroom too. And if they think you made wrong move or drink too much (even if you dont) they will ask you to leave the club. Girls are nice, but security personal is unprofessional. No respect to customers.

Mi
Review №57

Pretty women, too much money for 5 minute dance. They take what i make in 1 hour for 5 minute dance, meanwhile perception of value of stripping is inflated by gunmen extortion cartel police who arrest nude folk. gunmen extortion cartel police not not not not not to have any pay or money at all.They do not even do sex for that much money, which would then be justified as child support hedge fund... though i made out with 2 or 3 of them.

Va
Review №58

Place is goodSienna the long dreadlock girl she is awesome. She gave me amazing lap dance. She did it for my guy and a girlfriend. I loved it.

no
Review №59

Love the place. Love the food. Love the girls.Sienna with long dreads is the best shot girl.Very nice.

Sa
Review №60

Really $60 for dance , definitely not coming back. Moreover I will tell everyone I know about this horrible place, one thing drinks not too expensive but you are going bankrupt after coming here

Ri
Review №61

Fun place

Am
Review №62

This place is absolutely disgusting the girls there are so skinny where you can literally see their ribs and their backs spine. now there is a difference between skinny where you look anorexic and then theres the skinny where you look toned and defined.I can understand living up to their name as heavenly bodies but skin and bones is definitely not heavenly bodies.to be honest we as customers really do not want to see that we really would like variety not everybody there has to look skinny.I think if they had girls at about 130-140 they would have a lot more business- I literally had one drink there and left because of how skinny these girls arethey are just not attractive they should hire people with a little bit more skin on their bones not every single customer there want some skinny mini person and to top it all off they to be honest are ugly

Ad
Review №63

15 cover 60 for dance and you’re not slow to touch just save your money

Ch
Review №64

Good lunch spot, cheep beer what more can u ask for

ra
Review №65

Everybody is rude in this placeI dont need the stupid reply from the the stupid owner

la
Review №66

They give you the run around when applying for a position. I filled out 3 applications in 2 different locations and their communication sucks. Originally applied for three different positions and was put in for another. Somehow, I didnt get any? Thats crazy. They talked about how good of a candidate I was, which they went over the top to do, in my opinion. But, somehow after all of the last minute interviews and essentially being at their beck and call, I was passed over because of my availability. I also continued to express there wasnt an issue. Frankly, I believe it came down to race being an issue. Glad I didnt get the job, considering all of this and their lack of communication and coordination. No wonder why theres so many negative reviews, it comes down to who they hire and the ones that currently work there.

Br
Review №67

Was just here last night for the first time and I have to say its incredible place the girls are so nice and the staff were cool and the drinks were reasonable and you get free food at this strip club and the cover charge is only $10.00. I give this place 5 stars if I could 6 !

Se
Review №68

Poor costumer service, after 3.45 security’s don’t care just go out no restroom, the people in front not nice att all... so the main thinks you own them money and they think you work for this club... don’t go there !!!!!!!!! Not good at all trust me went over 100 clubs in us this it’s not good !!!!!! Thanks

Se
Review №69

Wow!! The worst experience ever. I got interrupted by security during a $60 5 dance set with a warning about something the dancer never said was an issue after I asked her what the rules were. Once interrupted I stopped the dance very quietly and went down and sat at the bar. Evidently that was a bad thing to do. Next thing I know security is telling me to leave because the dancer complained (she never complained or stopped anything). I was like wait Im the one who stopped not because the dancer but when security charged in and said I did something wrong I felt so bad that they would think I would ever disrespect anyone like that plus the fact the dancer wasnt conplaing and if anything I was protecting her from whatever her rules are. Bottom line I ended up getting kicked out with no explanation other than the dancer was complaining about me breaking whatever rules etc. which clearly from her and my perspective I hadnt. I asked for some type of explanation because idealistically I would never disrespect anyone. They wouldntProvide one and called the police to have me arrested for trespassing. All I askedwas to understand what I did and there was no explanation. I then called uber to pick me up and the police showed up at the same time. I am now paying $100 fine and I did nothing wrong, was 100% sober and only asked for an explanation for what I supposedly did. Evidently I didnt deserve the same respect I gave the dancer or the club. Dont waste your time to go to this club. Ridiculous.

Gr
Review №70

Great place, great prices, thanks for the business also. Illinois State Insurance. We insure a lot of your employees

Sc
Review №71

I went here the other night I felt like I died and went to wasp heaven. These women have some great backsides on them! Free food too which shocked me but hey it was worth the price of admission. The little blonde honey with the big knockers made my schlong rise.

Na
Review №72

It was my first time I have only bodies I spent lots of money on stage tipping the girls and I got several private dances I got kicked out for being quote unquote too handsy with one of the private dancers when the Private Dancer was grabbing my hands and putting it on her I am a woman mind you these people try to claim that they had warned me before they had never told me anything before and they kicked me out mind you again I am a woman

Kn
Review №73

Went there for the first time. Good place. Girls are nice, everyone is friendly. April and Natasha are fantastic. Thanks for a great time.Wayne

T
Review №74

First time going to a strip club and I loved it, got a dance with Zia and it was amazing. Absolutely gorgeous

Ju
Review №75

Shouldnt be call a topless bar or strip club...The ladies never took of thier topsWaitress was really nice and friendly IIve seen more skin walking down the streets of LADont get me wrong girls are sweet and nice beer is cheap $1 on MondayBut no good if you wanna see

Co
Review №76

I called and asked “Are there any events going on tonight?” and the girl hung up on me lol.

AJ
Review №77

Went here last year after ExXxotica for the after party! Was awesome! Good FREE food aka Boobie Burgers and the girls are hot! Very friendly as well. I cant wait to go back this year too! Oh did I mention cheap drinks! Its an all around win!

an
Review №78

Had a blast come check it out and have some fun

J
Review №79

Dont waste your money, worst strip club ever. I paid 60$ to go to the VIP room upstairs 1min after dance begins I get kicked out not quite sure why but as I was leaving I expressed that I would never come back the goofy looking fat bald white dude was trying to get tough but was to scared to react.

El
Review №80

Great entertainment, sexy girls, wonderful service and delicious food! Overall the place was different and sometime thats all that you need. I hear this will be the place to be after EXXXOTICA & and I cant wait!!

Tr
Review №81

Some members of our party were under 21 and not allowed in. The staff were very rude when turning them away and when I told them they should put on their website that it is a 21+ Club, they were very rude with me. Very unprofessional.

Ka
Review №82

Wonderful time there! Entertainers were talented, beautiful, and very inviting. Would 100% go back to enjoy again

Ch
Review №83

Dont go here if you want get robbed, seriously. 100 dallor lapdance sucked. Better off going to oceans. This place for first time sucked and on my birthday. Horrible place.

Ad
Review №84

Sinna is the best shot girl. Lap dance was amazing. Love her dreads

be
Review №85

I have recently visited this club.. the strippers are not nude at all. i met a stripper who is a red head..she told me that i will be having an awesome time with her if i take VIP room for $200. Before going to VIP room she ordered drinks of $100. When we entered the room she was just killing the time instead of fulfilling the promises she made beforehand. When i asked about why she is not giving a lap dance or fulfilling her promises she asked me for another $200. I felt cheated and walked out of the room to complain to the manager. but to my surprise the bouncers came and asked me to leave the club immediately. I am really shocked by the way i was duped by this club. Dont trust the strippers and waste your money for VIP rooms. and as a headsupThey have cameras in VIP rooms.

Da
Review №86

The girls are pretty and cute but there services is really bad with in the 4 hr i was there only 2 girls came up to me and only one server took care of my drinks service

Mi
Review №87

Decent girls but dances arent worth a 100$ though girls can be better plus be nude

Gi
Review №88

I remember WAY BACK IN THE DAY 1998 or 99 cent or something like thAT it was $10.00. TO get in and all you can drink thats whear I met DRUE CARRY

Mi
Review №89

Stay away!!, they charge you $15 at the door for no dancers!. So, out of frustration because I didnt see any dancers on stage, I asked the waitress how many girls were working that night(Thursday) and she said 3!!!. so I waited to see all three of them only to find out that 1 of them is a shot(drink) waitress & she does lap dances too, great, so we are down to 2 dancers now and theyre ranked 2 or 3 out of 10 in my book. a total dump!

Ar
Review №90

Sienna long dreads great lap dance best shot girl-kenny powers

La
Review №91

The beer is cheap and the Boobie Burgers are awesome!! I will definitely be going back for lunch.

ry
Review №92

The security is rude and the girls look like crackheads. One girl came up to my friends and me and smelled of B.O. If you go to the backroom half the time they just dance in front of you and barely touch you. Dont waste your time.

Ch
Review №93

The beer is cheap the girls are hot and nice to talk to I spent 200 on GIA shes a nice women

La
Review №94

I love Sienna Great Body nice ass nice dreads she gives the best dances around her and the foods ok.

רו
Review №95

I loved thatplace. Sienna the dreadlock girl is awesome. Loved every moment

Gi
Review №96

Very eclectic mix of beautiful girls from all over the world. Drink prices are dirt cheap! I suggest trying the boobie burger. Yummy! Also checkout new aesthetic changes to club. Outside of building has been repaired and painted. On the inside there are new dance rooms and champagne rooms. the nice day manager told me more changes are on the way!

So
Review №97

The food is great, bottles are cheaper then down town Chicago. Dinner and a show even enjoyable for us Ladies.

do
Review №98

Very rude and racist as hell never in my life have I felt so out of place!! I went in there to get a job and the woman security kept it short she didnt even want to at least give me a few seconds of introduction nothing,the women there are all WHITE-NO VARIETY AT ALL-which is sickening....white women isnt all men want to see exotic is ok to. She gives me the interview tells me the owner will give me a call (the usual runaround) and ushers me out the door as fast as she possibly could and even made the sweeping hands motion towards the door as if telling me to get out....im truly horrified and im telling everyone that is NOT PURELY Caucasian to not go there....they will do everything in their power to make u feel unwanted

Se
Review №99

Cost to much for a dance. 50 for 5 min dont waste your money or time

Jo
Review №100

My English is not good. Visiting America see some family.All the girls here disgusting but all will give private dances. If you pay at extra then you will get the extra. The security look like angry pigs and the food and alcohol is as disgusting as the girls. there is nothing heavenly about this place. I did see reviews here that are very obvious written by staff and must be the girls to. I will not ever be to this place again it had a bad reputation before i did go there with my brothers and some friends. There is some drug use to be seen here and the police where at the inside when we first arrive. This place does not make Chicago look good. But like i said all the female and maybe some male will dance for you at price and there is extra to my brother did take. It smells bad and the waitress are rude with all the guys grabbing at them. for good time do not go here. the good reviews are not true.bad alcoho bad food but good to have sex with xxxx but must watch the pockets of you.

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  • Address:1300 Elmhurst Rd, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007, United States
  • Site:http://www.chicagoheavenlybodies.com/
  • Phone:+1 847-806-1000
Categories
  • Adult entertainment club
  • Night club
  • Sports bar
Working hours
  • Monday:6:30pm–4am
  • Tuesday:6:30pm–4am
  • Wednesday:6:30pm–4am
  • Thursday:6:30pm–4am
  • Friday:4:30pm–4am
  • Saturday:6:30pm–4am
  • Sunday:6:30pm–4am
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