I only came in for the burgers and had a tantrum when they wanted to take off their clothes, that makes me uncomfortable. Other than that my tuna sandwich was pretty good.

Not sure what all the negativity is, but my friend took me on my birthday several years ago and I had a blast. The girls were told it was my birthday and gave me everything I wanted on the house. A very cute girl was literally in my lap all night and wouldnt take any money from me due to it being my birthday. She even told me she wanted to take me home after closing which she did, and we had one hell of a nice time at her place. She even drove me home the next day then spent the day with me at my place. I lost contact with her as its been several years but thinking about going back soon to see if she still dances there. But it was the best birthday I ever had.

This place will always be on my #1 list. Never had one problem... Valet always takes great care of my vehicle, the door people are friendly, the food is excellent, the staff is amazing, the music is great, and the dancers are so nice! This place is always a good time. When Im ready to leave my car is waiting right at the door too. Love my Coli family. ️ 5 stars!

If I could post a zero star review, I would. Dancers are unattractive, rude and extremely prejudiced. They look down on black patrons there and treated us like subhumans. Denied our requests for dances all night and finally one gave the rudest, most uninterested dance ever. If youre black, DONT go there. Go to a better black strip club in metro Detroit where the dancers are actually attractive, kind and respect your dollar.

I’ve been to probably 7 strip clubs in Detroit and hands down the best. I’d say players is second.I am a SWM in his 40’s and have never had an issue here.Arrive before 9 pm so there is no cover. Expect to pay $7 for a domestic beer (expensive I know).Best looking dancers by a long shot in comparison to others. Money talks and bs walks is my words of wisdom.....

This place is not worth it. I went on a Thursday and I didnt even get offered a drink. I went to the back with a beautiful girl and all she was paying attention to was the tip. I do not recommend.

Was attacked by a dancer. Witness very rude customer service from the dancers

Just tried to go into the club, the boncer wouldn’t let us into the club due to one of my friends Ids he was 6 ft on the Id when he is 5’10 really. He ID is valid and lights up with a UV light. They lost out on a lot of money due to a glorified bouncer. I am sure the owner wouldn’t be happy about losing business because I had a group of 7 trying to inter the club. If you are trying to have a care free night I wouldn’t recommend here.

Valet stole something out of my car on my first visit! Ruined my experience, definitely am not coming back, nor would i EVER recommend.

Its a nice place but the reason it only gets 2 stars is because i feel like some of the dancers are either funny acting or prejudice like for instance im standing at the stage waiting to tip a girl she clearly saw me but she kept her back turned to me. But as soon as some white guys come up there she was all in it has happened at 2 different visits to the establishment.....I mean what is the deal with that????

Did my dude Emmanuel Hudson wrong!! Denied him admission after he paid to get in and wouldnt tell him why then pepper sprayed him in the parking lot!! Messed up business practices for sure.

One of the best place to go and chill and just relax. Also enjoying the view.

I often visit gentleman clubs through out the entire country and I used to love the Coliseum until my recent trip. I bring clients in often on Fridays and this last trip will be the last until the trash is gone. Vicki a short white brunette with large chest and built like a box would not leave us alone. kept bugging us for drinks and dances in the VIP! I expect to see beautiful women there and it has been that way in the past but Vicki and her partner has to go(cant remember her name Vicki clearly was the ring leader). She is overweight and has terrible body damage says its from a botched tummy tuck which clearly didnt work based on her gut. She was so annoying and then asked us to pay for her to leave and take her out and have fun with her! Which is crazy that she didnt get the hints that we didnt want anything to do with her while there. Managment if you are reading this please remove the trash so I can come back and enjoy myself, girls like Vicki belong in the hamilton clubs. I know her real name but will keep that off here cause clearly she needs to eat although she can live off the land for awhile, to make matters worse she only works Fridays she says thats my day to take customers out and show them a good time. this is terrible!sincerly a concerned customer that would like to come there more often.

This place deserves zero stars. The employees here, especially the waitresses will hastle you to buy drinks, and are very rude. You will not get treated like a guest, but only to spend on them. Also keep in mind that you cannot just walk in either. You will have to pay 8 dollars for parking, the entrance fee is another 10 dollars, then the waitresses will not smile at you, even when you order. There is NOTHING of value here. Everyone here has a bad attitude, and dull faces.Finally the food is also dry, and overcooked.

We went last night for our best mans birthday and had a great time. The girls and the staff treated us very well. We will definitely be back!

Ive been in this club a few times and had good food and drinks, was told to leave for no reason, i usual come alone but was with some afican African Americans, from out of town and was told to leave because they didnt want us in there , and we just spent 150 in 5 mins, and was told we couldnt get a refund, I still gave the valet $20 and left in a proper fashion, was a embarrassing experience , cant lie the valet is always cool and the door man and the girls are nice but how they handled us tonight was absolutely rude .......

I came from out of town and heard good things about this club. Its getting a 1 star for the club itself, very nice facility and lighting. But I was there for 2 and half hours, sat main stage and I was never once approached by a dancer or waitress in the time I was there. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE SERVICE.

Girls Are not the best place is defiantly full of trashy guys who you would meet at your local 1 star corner bar i suggest going to club thats worth your money sad this club use to be something not anymore and if your girl and dont have a male with you they will not let you in go up the street to players!

I’ve been down to the coliseum numerous times and always had a great time, but I recently book a bus trip with a good number of friends for my birthday, and wanted to go to the coliseum for a couple hours before going to other bars, and called the coliseum and wanted to talk to a manager and the girl answering the phone ask what I wanted to speak to a manager about and I told her about the bus trip and 30 people visiting their establishment and she said no breaks it’s $10 per person. So we won’t be stopping there, sorry girl we all wanted to come and throw some money at ya’s!

I have been going to this establishment for several years now, but obviously things have changed. You are not allowed inside if you do not have a car. I told them I did not have a car and security radioed to the other security person to ask where did I come from. You came from the neighborhood. No kidding Sherlock. I came from the neighborhood I live in. Why drive across the street especially if you are not in a condition to drive? Oh well, I can spend my money somewhere else where I can be treated like a customer. Very poor customer service from the security staff. It did not used to be like this, but maybe things have changed. 0 stars.

A biker gang that decided they didn’t like my friends and I started swinging and punching us for no reason, and then when we took it outside the bouncers didn’t do anything about it. Not a safe place! Literally were doing nothing wrong they just circled us up inside the club and starting punching. Worst time I’ve ever had.

Witnessed antics of the female manager using street mentality to fire an employee! Never a good way to generate revenue and maintain income for this is is driven several people away in less than 24 hours. I’ll never bring My guys in again. Ludicrous management

Warm beer, no matches for my cigar. Terrible service.

Great place. Lots of dance girls and poles. Downsides are if you are a foreigner no girls will look at you even if you have your wallet open and if you like going home smelling like a tobacco factory this is the place for you

Best strip club in Detroit, Michigan. Beautiful women and amazing service.

Had a great time

Probably one of the best gentleman clubs Ive been to . The girls are smoking hot and the drink are good and the staff is friendly. Its pricey but its a great time .

Guys, this is the place to go. Guaranteed to have a good time! I went on a Tuesday night and was quite satisfied.

King of the strip..Detroits finest Adult entertainment. Top class staff and the girls are amazing.. 5 star chef lives up to his abilities every night

5 stars all the way around girls and the steaks too!

Really big place pretty girls. Some of them r golddiggin some like to just talk. there are 50 different girls there on Friday night and then on Saturday night so if you cant find somebody that you find suitable to you when youre probably crazy. dances are a little expensive but worth it. valet security and management are all very nice. at least give this place a chance youll probably like it

Valet plus $15 plus $9 for a miller lite should get you at least a give a little better than players. NOPE. Waste of time. At least 10 more places you can be ignored for less. Unfortunately enough people go there, comments don’t matter. Kinda gross.

Never had an issue at this club and to date, they served me the best T-bone steak at an adult entertainment establishment.

In terms of ladies- theyre all over. As you walk through this establishment not only will you notice the club is the finest 5-star club in Michigan, but the beautiful girls that fill the floor and every corner of this bar.

Oh yeah. It is the best in town. Great service and upscale setting

Food is great and the place is classy for a strip club. Always have fun here.

Cover Charge $10, valet parking $8 Drink $7 Dance $25 plus pay $10 to the bouncer for each time you wanna get a dance. Therefore each dance is like $35.... Girls had negative attitude ... no fun :(

Omg I had a blast . First time there and were going back . Our waitress was a gorgeous little Asian girl named Nylah ask for her . She had us laughing the whole time , plus fast with our drinks . My brother did a dance with a girl named Mia I think . Thumbs up . The place was packed and boy what a great night thanks

Good looking girls on stage but go back for a dance poor performance and they bad mouth my friends while giving a dance and very disappointed and a turn off. This being my bachelor party it was ruined due to dancers... My fiancé gives better entertainment than 2 girls from here.3rd time in a strip club worse experience out of all of them. Im from Wisconsinl. Coliseum major disappointment from what i was expecting to experience.

Nice place to go.. Only downfall is there drinks are wayy too expensive. 15 bucks for a shot... Too high

Nice club, for the most part friendly dancers. All shapes and sizes. Fun. Bar and wait staff excellent.................Cherre,Angel,Darcy, alex and Leon. Worth the trip!

Worst experience in my life. Strippers steal anything in your pocket. DO NOT GO TO THIS STRIP CLUB!!

Girls were really cute, even the one that robbed me.

If you can’t have fun here you should see a therapist

When you wanna go to the best place in the D, the Coliseum is the premiere place to get your joint copped. You heard me. The best place to get your joint copped in the D. Great memories in this place. This was actually the first strip club I had been to once the clock struck 21.The following summer in 2011, I visited this place many times. I used to throw massive parties on the weekends, but what can a guy do on the weekdays? I mean, yeah, sometimes youll have some stos are your disposal. But not all the time. Thats where the strip clubs come in. Now, the Coliseum is a classier place, and not all girls are willing to vacuum a jimmy for $50, but many will, and they look great. In the evenings, theres usually a couple dozen girls here, which is a rarity for most other places.Once in a while, youll have some busted-up bustos in there; i.e., old, and/or wasted, and/or drugged up, who will annoy the hell outta you. But the good outweighs the bad over here every time. I was in a relationship for nearly 4 years, so I didnt go to any strip clubs between 2012 and 2015. But Im swearing relationships off for good now. So, if you go to the Coliseum, you might just find me in the smokers section, where Im getting ready to flip a benji or two at a young thottler who is down to take some pipe in her canal. I broke my third leg on a broad last year, but I got a pocket full of rubber casts to take to the Coliseum. Thug life.

Sooooo gooooood

I strip here an i love the girls, employees && business!

All the guys who work outside r thieves . Never leave your card inside the car . They stole my money last night .

Great service, great food, nice atmosphere.

Players is alot better

Fights and trash girls

Terrible!

Staff is rude and very unprofessional.

Best gentlemans club in the USA!

Shot girls/waitresses Juliana and Rosie are extremely rude, snobby, and disrespectful. I won’t be coming back so long as those 2 are working there! You don’t treat paying customers like that!

Good spot for well, you know....

Good time

Nudity in the Best Ways!!!!!!!

Nice

Great family atmosphere

Money was stolen from me

Wouldnt recommend bouncers are on a power trip

Best scenery in Detroit

Very nice place

Great BJs

My new spot

The girls rob you blind especially sam or samantha!!!! BEWARE!!!!

Come see Cali on day shift!

A lot of love in this place from the dancers & bartenders.

Nice atmosphere, great time.