We love what Naughty Scotties is doing and could not be more pleased by this fine establishment. The talks of future concerts make me excited to come back!

Wet-n-wild! The ambiance was awe inspiring. Scotty himself was able to give us some valuable insights on a multi faceted, and tricky legal matter...10 out of 5!!

I have become a regular at the swim up bars famous karaoke night with my accredited rendition of Hannah Montanas You Get The Best of Both Worlds as when at Naughty Scotties you truly get the best of both worlds. What more could I ask for? A wedgie proof water park along with a bar that serves only the finest cuisine in Blacksburg Virginia, including dishes from the fine country of Canada and carnival favorites that remind me of home (before my father left us). Naughty Scotties wears the finest of all Hannah Montana wigs offering all that I could ask for and giving me a weekly excuse to be drunk in front of my impressionable children. I highly recommend this for escapist parents and karaoke lovers. 10/10 will be here weekly with my unforgiving children

Got the opportunity to sit down and have lunch with one of the officers. He was very professional, super friendly and you could tell he really loves the community around him. The company’s vision to help grow the support for VT is inspiring. I would have never thought to have this honor this has helped me walked away feeling like a better man. Definitely stop by and take in the experience. If you get the chance to sit down with management, do it! They are an amazing group of people who will invest in anyone they can. 5 out of 5 for sure!!!

This place has some great pizza, especially if served with Scotts Sauce.

Want to visit an amazing bar? Go to Naughty Scotties. Want the most unique and exciting water park experience of your life? Go to Naughty Scotties. Want to stand on a roof and discuss theology with John Calvin? GO TO NAUGHTY SCOTTIES!! Naughty Scotties is truly a special place. I made a 7 1/2 hour trip just to go to this incredible and innovative establishment. Unfortunately, I missed the meet-and-greet with John Calvin, but I still had a fantastic time. The service was unbeatable; I got a deluxe tour from a knowledgeable employee and I was even given complimentary merchandise! I can’t recommend Naughty Scotties highly enough and hope next time I can bring hundreds of my closest friends so they, too, can finally know what it means to have a night out in Blacksburg. May Naughty Scotties live on for years to come.

What a fantastic water park! It’s great fun for all, the food there is amazing (even the lettuce has supreme flavor), and the fun times are even better. If you’re looking for something fun to do on a hot weekend this place is THE place to be!

Only 4 out of 5 stars for a review but 5 out of 5 stars in my heart.

I took my family here this past weekend, and I have to say it wasnt exactly what I was expecting. Unfortunately, the terms of the settlement wont let me discuss the details. On the bright side, the settlement check was large enough that we left completely satisfied. Id definitely bring my family back here, if the lawyers on both sides hadnt agreed that it was probably best we never returned.I did knock off one star, since the gift shop was out of T-shirts in XL.

Amazing experience all around!!! Can’t thank the staff enough for the amazing service! Had such a great time and cannot recommend the buffalo chicken Mac and cheese enough!

The Spring Break package was worth every penny. The vibrant and friendly atmosphere of Naughty Scotties had me feeling like a contestant on Bachelor in Paradise! If youre in search of wet and wild fun, look no further!

Loved the water park! My only complaint is that the owner lost my kids during their ski lesson, but they loved his Yogi Bear impression!

Man, ever since I moved to Blacksburg, Ive legit passed this place every day on my way home. Unfortunately, grad life has got me too poor and I cant seem to scrounge up the measly change to enter the Sweet Gates of Naughty Scotties.How I wish I could give you five stars, Scotties, but, alas, my empty grad school pockets are leaving me in the dust with all my books and I cant have any fun.Cant you do a grad school discount night or something ? :(

This fantastic bar and waterpark made my year. It is such a great location right next to the new midtown development. Perfect for a day away from home or campus.

Fast slides and cute bartenders.

Best Water Park I have ever attended. They had an ACTUAL pirate ship in the pool. I drove from Florida, right past Disney and 6 flags because they have nothing on Naughty Scotties. The TOTS are the best thing on the menu. The scathe drink made me feel like a real pirate. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am happy to be able to witness the rise of Naughty Scotties with my own two eyes. From the dry and barren land to a flourishing waterpark, this local establishment has bought the fun times back to Blacksburg. I can only hope for continued greatness for this masterly crafted business. I long to one day shake the hand of the founder of Naughty Scotties just to express my appreciation for the joy it has brought to me. I will be returning as much as I possibly can and will always rep the Naughty Scotties brand. Thank you Naughty Scotties!

Amazing service. I was actually fortunate enough to run into scottie himself. He ended up giving me some great life advice. Previously I had let fear control my life. Thankfully, I now am able to open myself up to new hobbies and opportunities. Despite some mishaps, I even regained control of my family business. Scottie helped me realize that Its not whats inside, but what I do that defines me.

Best outdoor waterpark to go to to escape the winter weather!

We went for the rides expecting a good time. My kid found out the fountain in the lobby has real piranhas, and it got even better! Great service and great rides. One weird part though is there was this guy sitting in the Splash Cavern who said he worked there, and told us they’re actually open for “Sunday services” but only for people who are “members.” He handed me a blank business card with a picture on the back of it of chicken tenders and the word “FREE”, whatever that means.

I heard about naughty Scottie’s through a friend, and after everything he said I knew I HAD to go! At first, a water park being combined with a bar seemed unusual to say the least. But now I realize how perfect it really is. I will never forget the feeling of going down a water slide with a beer in my hand. Very enjoyable experience 10/10 would highly recommend

Overall the food was great, and the rides were fun. I almost got stung by a stingray but other than that the rides seem safe. I do think the service could have been better , I requested my burger to be sent to me on the back of a turtle but they ended up sending me a waiter instead but other then that it was excellent!

Very impressed with the scale of the water park, especially given it fitting in a standard suburban lot. got there a bit late into the night so i missed the weekly performance of ABBAs hits by renowned John Calvin- disappointed but will return to see more. definitely recommend a stop by this local wonder if you like water.

Came highly recommended by John Calvin. My self esteem was immediately improved in the The Backyard Splashyard!

Had a delightful experience. Staff is attentive and courteous. Great atmosphere.

A water park bar - genius! I did pass out in the lazy river after too many drinks and no one realised I wasnt just floating in relaxation until after four hours and closing time when my pruny body was pulled out. Five star bottomless margaritas and staff for knowing CPR.

A fine establishment where you can discuss the finer things in life with like minded peers.

Upon arrival my entire family was sweltering in the heat. The amazing slides cooled us all down (not to mention the bottomless frozen margaritas!). Perfect for a fun family weekend after a Virginia Tech football game!

In all my years Ive been to a lot of water parks, all the way from Phoenix AZ, to Paris. And I must say this is far and away the best. Not only were the rides marvelous, truly exciting, but the lines were short, and the food was both delicious and cheap. I will absolutely be taking my whole family back to this water park to get wet and wild

Best time in Blacksburg at an unbeatable price. Bring your family too!

Had a delightful time! The water was a little chilly at times, but the service and drinks were exceptionally desirable. I will be visiting again soon! (p.s. dont order the sliders)

Saw this gem of an establishment when I was up visiting from Oxford, MS with my family, and I have to say, I wasnt disappointed! The kids and three wives went on the slides, and I headed to where any respectable 46 year old would go: the bar. The bartender was SUPER (emphasis on SUPER) friendly and got me everything I needed, and didnt know that I needed! Food was on par with the atmosphere, and you couldnt beat the VIEW ;) Would rate 6 stars if I could, and I will be be back, this time without my 6 wives! (Little Cleetus may have to expand his horizons and come up too!)

Staff was friendly and accommodating. Quality operation.

A unique experience. If you’re ever looking for a quality bar down in Blacksburg and for even more water fun during a hurricane, this is the place for you. They have personal bike service outside. You can literally just take a bike for free. It’s all around great service.

Great environment for the entire family. The rides were top of the line and the happy hour is ridiculously good. It’s great to be supporting a great family run local business

I drove four days to make it to this water park before the end of the season. Hands down the best experience I’ve ever had, even considering the outbreak of e coli in the kiddy pool. We will definitely be coming back.

Not a good place for a dry party. The alcohol was good but they wouldnt turn off the water in the slides or drain the pools for us. But the free bikes were cool.

Overall just slightly disappointing

Perfect place for date night with the wife. My wife and I are VT alumni and were in town for VT vs ECU but the hurricane and weak mindedness of those so called Pirates stopped that from happening. Long story short we stopped and were blown away by the complexity of the Scathe cocktail. Thanks to Naughty Scotties our trip gone wrong was at least halfway redeemed by this dope place! TRY IT!

This place was actually not a waste my time. would recommend to anyone with a palpable IQ, active endorphines, or semi high opportunity cost. five stars

They say you can get an oil change with no appointment but I pulled up and they said they were a waterpark and were temporarily not performing oil changes. The food was good tho.

This is THEE place to go in Blacksburg! From theological discussions to the awesome food and drinks to the slippery fun, this place can not be topped!

WOW! this is by far the best water park Ive been to. Its a nice underground gem found in Blacksburg. good price for a great time!

Everything was so perfect and real and I had a great time!!

Naughty Scotties is not your average waterpark/bar combination. The waterpark is very wet and very naughty. And the bars Trinity hymnal karaoke is particularly good. You should try the sausage when you visit (its definitely Naughty Scotties specialty).

My friends and I road tripped from Texas and it was well-worth the 18 hour drive. Slides were impressive and delightful. Food was sub-par, but I especially enjoyed the Tunnel of Scathe

The service was pretty good, although all the food was keto for some reason... Keto pumpkin bread isnt as bad as youd think. The waterpark was great, although they could use some more lifeguards, I could have drowned.

Best waterpark in Blacksburg!

Great indoor water park with 5 water slides, a lazy river, a surf simulator, an indoor and outdoor hot tub, a pool with basketball hoops, plenty of seating, a retractable roof, a bar, lockers, cabanas and an attached arcade. The kids loved running from pool to pool and the lifeguards were very good. The indoor temperature was incredibly warm even when outside was just about freezing. There was about a 15 minute wait to ride on the surfing simulator while we were there on a weeknight during school vacation. The only complaint I had was that I saw many people carrying carriages over the bridges that went over the lazy river. Im surprised that there was not easier access. There was also a lack of decent food close to the waterpark except Cookout

Great water park better bar. Shirts and other awesome apparel gotta go get your gear

I was recommended to go to this bar/waterpark by a friend but didn’t believe the hype at first but food was great, people were cool and I had a super fun time! 10/10 recommend!

Terrible service at the bar, but prices are pretty good. As a water park it’s pretty decent. Set your expectations low and they’ll be exceeded.

Who knew there was a waterpark in Blacksburg. Service was unbeatable.

Cant beat the food for the price! Remember to give at least 45 minutes before you go on the rides cause ya know... digestion.

Im currently living in Puebla, Mexico. When I heard all the rage about Naughty Scotties, I knew I had to make the road trip. Luckily, I had nothing going on this past weekend so I left Mexico on Thursday. I drove for two days straight, only stopping for food, gas, and an occasional nap. Unfortunately, my car broke down in Abingdon just after I crossed the Tennessee-Virginia border. I left my car at Dons Garage inc. to be repaired for my return trip (great place, Dons a solid guy). With two days of pent up energy, I ran/walked the last 100 miles to Blacksburg. Finally I arrived, but of course by that point it was Sunday and Naughty Scotties was closed. I am thankful for the free bike service, it definitely made the return trip to Abingdon much more manageable. I did catch a glimpse of the water slides and sweet t-shirts so I know Ill be back. I can only put three stars because I wasnt able to fully experience the water park. 10/10 recommend, just dont go on Sunday!

If I hadn’t seen this place for myself, I surely wouldn’t believe there is a water park bar in Blacksburg. Long overdue in my opinion. I think the ‘scotties’ in the name refers to someone’s dogs because I asked all the employees to point me to Scottie and they all just looked at me like I had a third eye. Back to the review: shrinkage. Didn’t help that we went in December. I tried most everything on the menu on my visit. Meh. By the fourth drink, however, I looked around and realized there was a full-blown party happening all around me. Facility: clean. Staff: happy. Not much else to say.

Only have Keto Pumpkin Bread. Too gooooooooooooood!

Not your typical college bar. Was thrilled to double fist a few scathes (highly recommend ordering that drink. Ask for it “extra scathey”—you won’t regret it) while going down some legit water slides multiple times backwards and blindfolded. It was the ultimate tailgate experience. Some of the dudes there are sketch, but whatevs. It’s all part of the experience.

This place has slipped and slided its way into my heart.

Terrible food and service. Do not go. Total waste of money. 13/10 would recommend.

Phenomenal place! Great karaoke and fast bartenders! 10/10 recommend!

When my old college brothers from Tribeta first told me about Naughty Scotties water park, I was a bit skeptical. I had heard the stories about the crystal clear water and psychedelic slides, but if they thought Id believe them that easily, I mustve been born yesterday. After years of probing and hearing the boys talk about their adventures at NS, I had to check it out for myself.When I arrived at the airport (I currently reside in Moscow, Russia), I could see the tip of Naughty Scotties famous Seal Slider, the worlds tallest waterslide. My baby girls squealed for joy!Naughty Scotties waterpark definitely stole my heart. I would definitely recommend checking out their vibrant menu also. I think we even saw some live alligators (first time my family had been that close to a live alligator before)! Overall, a great experience for the entire family (extended too). Definitely will be back, Scotty!

Great experience and customer service! Will be coming back next time I’m in the Burg

Started off having a delightful time. A few hours in, I misplaced my 6 year old son, Bart, when I approached several staff members asking if they could make an announcement for my child they all assured me, Im sure your kid is fine. It would bring down the vibe if we had to pause the music to make an announcement. After two hours of looking through this massive complex, I ran into Scotty himself, who initially responded in the same way as the other staff members. Then after some more questioning Scotty finally pointed me in the direction of the Kiddie bar. I found Bart unconscious in the pool next to the Kiddie bar. After resuscitating him, he was clearly drunk. Naughty Scotties was advertised as family friendly and a tremendous source of fun for all ages, but this is no place for a 6 year old. Will probably bring Bart back for his 10th birthday party, hopefully he can hold is liquor by then.

Excellent service. They do not disappoint. Ever.

Naughty Scotties Thoties is such an absolutely phenomenal idea that it’s almost hard to believe. The rides were breathtaking, the lines were short, the management team is wonderful, and don’t even get me started on the drinks and food! I love the fried oreos - definitely worth a try. TOTS and Sharkey’s better watch out - NST is on the rise!

Best water park Ive ever been to hands down -- not to mention the exceptional customer service!! These guys (thanks to the manager Scott) run a fine establishment.

I had a great experience at Naughty Scotties Thoties. I had a blast going down the Eviscerator Maxxx Force waterslide with my watermelon margarita under the approving eyes of John Calvin. Their homemade ranch is to SLIDE for.

I cannot speak the praises of NST enough!! My fourteen kids and I had the time of our boring little VA lives. If youre looking for a wet and wild time, bring your body, a hottie, and a whole lot of naughty

Ive been contemplating what to say in this review ever since I visited this heavenly place on opening weekend. My own words simply cannot give Naughty Scotties Thoties the praise it deserves. So I will quote the immortal and sinless John Calvins last spoken words before he ascended into the heavenly realm.. If you dont go to Naughty Scotties before your time on this broken world is finished, then I guarantee that you are not elect. Dont just take my word for it, God told me.So heed the advice of my numba one thottt JC!! Plan a family trip to NTS this weekend!!! Your salvation is on the line.

Best food in Blacksburg. Water park was LIT , 10/10 would recommend

Best waterpark in Blacksburg, VA. Great investment opportunity; stock prices low.

Great fun there with the family or friends!

My life is forever changed. This waterpark is soooo watery and sooooo parky. The best part is it’s even open when it’s snowing and classes are canceled here in the b-vegas. Yet the biggest delight is the customer service. Foot rubs are all inclusive. As well as a free logo towel when you sign up for a credit card membership. Some even have said to seen the famous here such as, Jay-Z, Tim Sands, Lady Gaga, Abraham Lincoln, and Rosa Parks!!!

Best place on earth. The gem of blacksburg.

The name says it all ;)

Drinks were good, food was great!

Great place. Would recommend

Tuesday Hula Nights literally saved my life.

Best place ever

Pretty cool. I guess

It’s the Entertainment 720 of water park experiences.

Really enjoyed myself

The most fun I had!!!!!

Surprisingly not very naughty, but definitely very Scottie

Management isnt what it used to be, but you get what you pay for at Scotties.

What a wholesome family park

The 8th wonder

Fantastic night life

Cool rides and cool staff

Conveniently located near Cookout

This water park was the aquatic equivalent of Bo Time

Bathrooms have hand towels.

Im here so much at this place, I basically live here!

Not enough biddies.

Perfect relaxation spot